Something's been bothering me for a while, can someone help me?

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blackkitten20

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I need to know how many poodles it takes to screw in a light bulb.
 
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blackkitten20

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#3
I guess some people cant take a joke seriously anymore.
 
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syborg

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#4
#4
Here is an English Joke for you then:

How many Irish does it take to change a light bulb?


10

1 to hold the bulb and 9 to turn the house :D
 
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blackkitten20

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#5
LOL that was a good one
 
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Steve4U

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#6
I only know the old one about how many "life-counsellors" does it take to change a light bulb, but, hey thanks that's a second possible use for poodles.
 
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syborg

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#7
Paddy's struggling down the road carrying a huge wardrobe. His friend says "Hey Paddy, why don't ya get Mickey to help ya?" Paddy replies, "He's inside carrying the clothes."
 
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Steve4U

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Four poodles are struggling down the road carrying a huge wardrobe. Mickey says "Hey why don't ya get Paddy to help, he carries wardrobes?" One poodle says, "Nah, he's inside changing the light bulb."
 
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blackkitten20

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#9
lol you guys are awesome
 
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rainacorn

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#10
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?







Some obscure number you've probably never heard of.
 
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blackkitten20

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#11
um. . .whats a hipster?
 
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blackkitten20

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#14
so wouldn't that actually be two?
 
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Jullianna

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#15
LOL If you actually think one's gonna find another to hold the ladder ;)
 
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blackkitten20

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#16
I'm still not getting what you're trying to say.
 
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Steve4U

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#17
#17
Like I say, it's four, and 2 Irishmen.

By the way, my wife says I'm not awesome.

(What would she know)
 
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blackkitten20

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lol yeah what do wives know?
 
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dmdave17

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#19
I'm having trouble visualizing this. Are we talking full size poodles or miniatures? :)
 
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blackkitten20

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#20
any kind of poodles, but the mini's are really cute
 
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