The Lame Game

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Tell me the lamest/funniest possible excuse you could give someone for not wanting to date them. It doesn't have to be true. Have fun with it. :)
 
I guess I could always go with the classic hair washng excuse. My hair is thick and long, so it might (or might not) work.
 
Julianna, I can't believe you posted this thread with the title "The Lame Game" because earlier today I was walking through a parking lot and this guy had a shirt on that said "The Lame Game" in huge letters and I've never seen that shirt before and I stared at it for awhile trying to figure out what it meant. And then I realized that the "A" in Lame was the shape of a Corona beer bottle and realized that it really said "The LIME Game". Spooky coincidence?

BTW, last night I believe God showed me a scripture from that spoke to me and my current situation. Maybe it had something to do with that, I don't know.
 
"I don't date blondes."

"You are like a sister to me."

"I don't date horse girls"
 
lol I've actually used the PMS one. It worked, too.
 
I have to give my dog a bath tonight. He has seborrheic dermatitis and has to bath twice a week with medicated shampoo.

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"We could go on a date tonight, but I have to be home by 7:00pm to tape the latest episode of SpongeBob SquarePants"

"Yes, I would like to start dating you, because I really, really like you..... uh, wait, what was your name again?"

"I have no concept of monogamy! You still wanna date?"
 
"I haven't dated anyone in ten years, and you don't make me want to break my streak" hehehe
 
"I only date men who make over 4100 K a year. You only make $99 K? Sorry, I can't date you."
 
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