The Lame Game

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If it comes down to picking between two guys to marry, I'll go with the one with the bigger 'rock'. :p ;)
 
"Sorry," -Turns head as if something caught his attention and diverts eye contact- "but I got this thing to do tonight..." -She asks what this 'thing' is- "Uhh... It's just this guy thing, ya'know?" -awkward pause- "But I'll catch ya' later though."

 
Ok, for realz...a girl I was dating broke up with me because she said she was falling in love with me and she didn't want that to happen because she knew that her friends and family would never accept me.

I actually wasn't hurt by this because I knew what she meant and it was true. The thing is that there was a 9 year difference between us and I wasn't financially well-off like her friends and family were and her family is very old-school traditional and very achievement-oriented.
 
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"Sure, we can go out on a date. But I don't have a license, so I'll get my parents to drive us in their 1971 Ford Pinto!"

"I promise I will go out with you, as soon as my mysterious rash goes away!"

"If you start dating me, you will break the hearts of thousands upon thousands of women who are also hoping to date me. Do you really want that on your conscience?"
 
I'm being fitted for new dentures.

I'm assisting with a waterboarding session this evening. Oops..that was a secret. They'll probably come after you now. Just pretend this conversation never happened.
 
Jullianna said:
I'm being fitted for new dentures.

I'm assisting with a waterboarding session this evening. Oops..that was a secret. They'll probably come after you now. Just pretend this conversation never happened.
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Haha when I saw waterboarding I thought u meant wakeboarding.
 
I'm going into the Witness Protection Program tomorrow and I don't know if I'm allowed a phone yet.
 
"I'll agree to a date with you on one condition: your hot sister comes along!!!"

"Going on a date with you depends on theology: if Calvinism is true, than I have no choice but to date you; if Arminianism is true, than I guess I will have to............................. (runs in opposite direction shouting "Praise God for free will")
 
Descyple said:
"I'll agree to a date with you on one condition: your hot sister comes along!!!"

"Going on a date with you depends on theology: if Calvinism is true, than I have no choice but to date you; if Arminianism is true, than I guess I will have to............................. (runs in opposite direction shouting "Praise God for free will")
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Oh thats just cruel...LOL
 
Here's an old standby that always works...

"I really value our friendship and don't want to do anything that might ruin it so I can't go out with you. It would be like going out with my sister/brother."

Someone really said that to me. I hated it.
 
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