What are your reasons for still being single?
Mine is that I'm waiting for right person, that just clicks rights.
Mine is that I'm waiting for right person, that just clicks rights.
Indolence. I just haven't bothered trying to find somebody.What are your reasons for still being single?
Mine is that I'm waiting for right person, that just clicks rights.
Indolence. I just haven't bothered trying to find somebody.
Apathy. I just haven't cared enough to go looking for somebody.
Self-sufficiency. I know how to cook. I know how to clean. I know how to do my laundry. I don't need no woman.
But mostly I'm just lazy.
*Lynx peers over the edge of his perch, throws a chocolate truffle at jacko and goes back to sleep.Genesis 2:18
It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
Maybe that's how it should be then lolI'm single because I haven't met a girl who will ask me out yet. And I'm too lazy to ask her out.
You should have told her it's called a MANnequin for a reason.Why am I single?
Because out of the billions of women on the face of the earth, not one of them is interested in me.
Granted, I have not met all of them, but, according to a recent poll, the women who I have not yet met said that they would not be interested in me if they did meet me. Well, one woman with a dressmaking shop said she would consider me as a mannequin on which to display her dresses, but when I refused to shave off my moustache, that option went out the window. Had her shop been in Italy, I could have retained the moustache, but, as luck would have it, her shop was in Barcelona, Spain. Such is life.
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I tried to, but she didn't speak English. When I said "a mannequin" to her, she thought that I said that I was "American"...and she shot me. I'm not sure why. I am thinking that she hadn't yet gotten over the Spanish-American War or something. Now I not only don't have a wife, but I also need to buy a new pair of pants (which should give you some idea of where she shot me).You should have told her it's called a MANnequin for a reason.
Maybe you'll meet someone at the store while you are buying pants.I tried to, but she didn't speak English. When I said "a mannequin" to her, she thought that I said that I was "American"...and she shot me. I'm not sure why. I am thinking that she hadn't yet gotten over the Spanish-American War or something. Now I not only don't have a wife, but I also need to buy a new pair of pants (which should give you some idea of where she shot me).
Sounds like a series of unfortunate events.Actually, I met two people.
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Now I also need to cancel all of my credit cards and apply for a duplicate Driver's License.
Seriously, can this day possibly get any worse?
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