can you guys post something funny please?

  • Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.

    If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!

    To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.
C

CitadelPrime

New member
#7,352
May 28, 2021
8
14
3
#7,352
So here is a joke that only works in English:

‘You are in the middle of the ocean , sitting alone in a boat that has no flame or ability to make a flame .

You have a pack of 20 cigarettes…how do you smoke one ?’

Answer :

‘You toss one cigarette over the side and make the boat a cigarette lighter ‘
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
#7,353
Aug 13, 2014
27,836
9,745
113
#7,353
CitadelPrime said:
So here is a joke that only works in English:

‘You are in the middle of the ocean , sitting alone in a boat that has no flame or ability to make a flame .

You have a pack of 20 cigarettes…how do you smoke one ?’

Answer :

‘You toss one cigarette over the side and make the boat a cigarette lighter ‘
Click to expand...
That's clever, but if I can be very literal for a minute... If the boat was a cigarette lighter, you would probably be okay. Those things float pretty well.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.