Some of the most entertaining threads we've ever had have been clear bait-and-switches -- when some people can't be bothered to read the first post, but feels some kind of compulsive need to answer anyways after only reading the title.
I mean, reading a first post to see what a thread is actually about? Ain't nobody got time for that! (But yet there's plenty of time to make a passionate answer.)
I make plenty of mistakes. And I try to take precautions not to repeat them, but inevitably... I seem to make the same mistakes over and over again (setting containers just a LITTLE too far on the edge of a counter, staying up too late reading and paying for it the next day, etc.)
But I'm not here to talk about that.
I'm here to make my contribution to complaining about inequality!!! WHY IS IT THAT SO MANY OF THE PRODUCTS I NEED AT THE GROCERY STORE ARE ON THE TOP SHELF?
This is inequality against short people, and I demand that it stop!!!
Someone shouldn't need to be 6'2" in order to buy things at the grocery store, I tell ya!
I will not stop complaining until these mass examples of vertical inequality are remedied!! (Or until a tall person volunteers to go grocery shopping with me.) Grr!