can you guys post something funny please?

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May God's peace surround him.

It is said , the greatest legacy we can create for ourselves is to be missed after we die.
I have found the easiest way to check the status of that... Without dying, that is... Is to go on vacation for a week. See how much things fall apart in your absence, but nobody fixes it because they know you will be back in a week. That is a good measure of how much you would be missed.
 
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Won't happen.

I mean yeah, the money laundering thing happens, but the realizing part won't happen. Being part of a group, and having another group that you can all hate together, that's just too strong to break.

I think the smartest part was only letting two parties dominate. If they had let a whole lot of parties all compete, everybody would have their hate diffused between multiple objects. With only two main parties, you can concentrate your hate on one focal point.

Of course you'd better not say anything about that right now. Our side won the latest scuffle, and some of our group is claiming that the current Chosen One is a direct emissary of God. :rolleyes: Sentiments such as mine are much more popular if the other side won and we are busy hating them.
 
I think the smartest part was only letting two parties dominate.
On the contrary, the do-not-allow-more-than-two-main-parties system is a fundamental part of the problem in the first place.

If they had let a whole lot of parties all compete, everybody would have their hate diffused between multiple objects.
Or, perhaps, folks might be more inclined to be issue-oriented instead of party-oriented - and, keep their focus in the right place.

With only two main parties, you can concentrate your hate on one focal point.
With only two main parties, the evil-powers-that-be can more easily control the people and the outcome of the political process.
 
On the contrary, the do-not-allow-more-than-two-main-parties system is a fundamental part of the problem in the first place.


Or, perhaps, folks might be more inclined to be issue-oriented instead of party-oriented - and, keep their focus in the right place.


With only two main parties, the evil-powers-that-be can more easily control the people and the outcome of the political process.
Oh just hush! I was trying to play along with you conspiracy nuts.
 
On the contrary, the do-not-allow-more-than-two-main-parties system is a fundamental part of the problem in the first place.


Or, perhaps, folks might be more inclined to be issue-oriented instead of party-oriented - and, keep their focus in the right place.


With only two main parties, the evil-powers-that-be can more easily control the people and the outcome of the political process.
In America there are more than two parties.
 
If your not willing to wear an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on your back for someone, your not really their friend.....
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Funny Ghostbusters Quotes. QuotesGram
 
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