Dear God;
I need a vacation, some where warm, tropical, next to a beach, comfortable beds and please hurry with this request, my sanity has already left for vacation and forgot to take me with it.
It's not easy being being a full time student, unemployed on social assistance, The long hours, 60 hours a week commuting and classes, and 3 people assignments I have to do alone. Going hungry with one meal a day if lucky.
I must confess the exhaustion is killing me, my professor hates my snoring, I beg thee oh Lord and have mercy on me, every time it snows I conclude that hell is freezing over.
What could be worse than this? I really don't know, except when the snow turns to ice and becomes a national hazard in which thousands slip and fall on every year.
A punchline to the head would be great as a coma would do wonders for my mental health.