can you guys post something funny please?
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What's wrong with that boy!?
Pencils aren't guns for shooting...
they're knives for stabbing
They've always been used to stab
what's next? Schools are going to ban pencils because the stabbing could hurt people?
Oh wait! They already have started doing away with pencils; I mean why do kids need to learn to write/ They can just type everything.
No, they don't need to learn to write so they can sign their name; they can just scribble a pen across a tablet or wiggle their fingers across a mouse and call it their signature.
Okay, this is really turned into a funny/not funny theme here...
trying to step off the soap box here
Pencils aren't guns for shooting...
they're knives for stabbing
They've always been used to stab
what's next? Schools are going to ban pencils because the stabbing could hurt people?Oh wait! They already have started doing away with pencils; I mean why do kids need to learn to write/ They can just type everything.
No, they don't need to learn to write so they can sign their name; they can just scribble a pen across a tablet or wiggle their fingers across a mouse and call it their signature.
Okay, this is really turned into a funny/not funny theme here...
trying to step off the soap box here
These guys are pretty good actors in these roles. The first person who came to mind when you said that was G Gordon Liddy. He has a running joke and a pretty good sense of humor on his talk show. He would often brag how "the Govt taught him 10 ways to kill a man with a pencil. "
It's not funny in writing, but the way he said it and context made me laugh more than once. Maybe that has something to do with being an improvised weapons instructor.
The head of my school when I was coming through the ranks looked a lot like Liddy. He even had a similar voice.
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