can you guys post something funny please?

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What does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.

What type of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.

What’s a bee’s favorite musical? Stinging in the Rain.

Why should you worry about a math teacher holding graph paper? She’s definitely plotting something.

What fruit do twins love? Pears.

Which holiday do cows enjoy most? Moo Year’s Day.

What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.

What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.

How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.

What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

Why are the Irish so wealthy? Because their capital is always Dublin.

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He just needs to wait until he combines the US military with the military from that other place. ;-)
I'm like go Trump!
Close the border to invasions!

Now foreigners invaded Congress, paid them to work for THEM, with our tax $, paid Mr T to kick out the one and only House member who refused foreign bribes and legislation and NOW...
 
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