Famous line in a movie.

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  • When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the country you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are."
  • "You must be part coon-dog, 'cause I've been chased by the best of them, and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion."
  • Smokey bandit
 
  • When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the country you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are."
  • "You must be part coon-dog, 'cause I've been chased by the best of them, and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion."
  • Smokey bandit
Bandit: "And you have a unique way with the English language, Miss Frog." [1]

Carrie: "Why do you wear that hat?"
Bandit: "To keep my head from total destruction."
Carrie: "Well, it doesn't work, does it?"
 
Rain man Raymond
Definitely K-Mart,
Definitely definitely Kmart
Charlie: "Raymond, did you fart? You farted, didn't you? How can you stand it?"
Raymond: "People's Court starts in four minutes."

Charlie: "Ray, all airlines crash. It doesn't mean that they're not safe."
Raymond: "Qantas. Qantas never crashed."

Doctor: "Do you know how much a candy bar costs, Raymond?"
Raymond: "About a hundred dollars."
Doctor: "Do you know how much a candy bar costs, Charlie?"
Charlie: "A hundred dollars. He's right."
 
Everyone has death as his constant companion. He sits with everyone of us every second of our lives, only we're too terrified to really think about that. But once you do, it'll completely change your entire outlook on life... So you learn to take nothing too seriously. You ask yourself, 'If this were my last act on earth, is this what I really wanna do?'
Biily jack trial
 
Death row? You mean like the chair, the hot seat, dead meat, deep 6, it's over pal, you're outta here bub, the groundhogs are bringing you your mail, you're picking turnips with a step ladder... That kind of row?" — Ernest Goes to Jail [1]

"So it's come to this. A pointless, miserable end to a shallow, meaningless life... It's time for me to look fate square in the eye, flare my nostrils, breathe life's last breath! It's time for me to lie down with lions so I can soar with the eagles! All right! I'm ready! Come and get me! Let's do it! ... [starts crying] I don't wanna die!" — Ernest Goes to Jail
 
  • "I am a man of peace. But I am always prepared for war."
The Saint
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  • Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, or being able to see the Kingdom of Heaven in a mustard seed." Simon
  • "Less than twenty years ago, we won the war against Nazi tyranny and today the spectre is emerging again. It's the same shabby doctrine—race hatred, survival of the fittest, brutal intimidation of the opposition. I've heard it before... and it sickens me." Saint S.T
 
And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."



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