can you guys post something funny please?

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The Stolen Identity
  • A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and Peter asks, "What is your name?" The man says, "I am Leonardo da Vinci." Peter is skeptical and says, "Prove it." The man grabs a piece of paper, sketches the Mona Lisa in two minutes, and Peter says, "Wow, come on in!"
  • The next guy walks up and Peter asks, "Who are you?" The man says, "I am Albert Einstein." Peter says, "Prove it." The man writes out a massive, flawless physics equation on the wall. Peter says, "Incredible, walk right in."
  • The third guy walks up. Peter asks, "And who are you?" The man says, "I am a politician." Peter sighs and says, "Alright, prove it." The politician looks around, scratches his head, and says, "You know, I haven't really done anything to prove who I am." Peter smiles, pats him on the back, and says, "Come on in, your story checks out!" [
 
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A pastor announced

"if you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left, All the men in the church moved to the left expect one man. The pastor was happy There was at least one strong man, he asked?

How Come your wife can't control you? The man quietly replied, "it's My wife who told me not to move
 
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The teacher was teaching Little Johnny's class the alphabet. He raised his hand, but she continued student by student until she finally got to him. He rushed through the alphabet and only missed one letter. The teacher asked, "Johnny where's your P?" Johnny replied, "It's running down my pants leg!"
 
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I like that cus
frederickdoc said:
The Stolen Identity
  • A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and Peter asks, "What is your name?" The man says, "I am Leonardo da Vinci." Peter is skeptical and says, "Prove it." The man grabs a piece of paper, sketches the Mona Lisa in two minutes, and Peter says, "Wow, come on in!"
  • The next guy walks up and Peter asks, "Who are you?" The man says, "I am Albert Einstein." Peter says, "Prove it." The man writes out a massive, flawless physics equation on the wall. Peter says, "Incredible, walk right in."
  • The third guy walks up. Peter asks, "And who are you?" The man says, "I am a politician." Peter sighs and says, "Alright, prove it." The politician looks around, scratches his head, and says, "You know, I haven't really done anything to prove who I am." Peter smiles, pats him on the back, and says, "Come on in, your story checks out!" [
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Speaking the truth does alot of covering. look at the Samaritan lady alone at the well by her shame.But
 
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