Ok im now ready.

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Okay I've had my new car for a month at this point and it seems to be going well it's going to be a little tough to make the payments and all my other bills but I think I can make it through as well as probably a few nights out for dinner

because as I've mentioned I have a Keurig and a new car and that makes me a candidate for being that special person in someone's life to which I'm not opposed to I just need somebody on the other side to start kicking it back you know as if you had some interest in getting to know somebody of the opposite sex in in hopes that perhaps you might be that special one or I might be that special one

don't think that your opportunity is always going to be around you know Carpe Diem seize the day or night or depending on when you get this message just see something

Don't be a chicken be willing to express yourself and step out into the open
 
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Well I'm out because of my gender.

Good luck though.

I didn't know the keurig was necessary though... Maybe that's why I'm still single. I don't drink coffee. And if I DID drink coffee... The coffee drinkers in my family drink enough that a keurig would be impractical. They don't wanna wait around all day for the next cup 16 times.

Nah, I'm just too lazy to go looking for her.

But I can still blame it on the absence of the keurig.
 
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legion said:
Okay I've had my new car for a month at this point and it seems to be going well it's going to be a little tough to make the payments and all my other bills but I think I can make it through as well as probably a few nights out for dinner

because as I've mentioned I have a Keurig and a new car and that makes me a candidate for being that special person in someone's life to which I'm not opposed to I just need somebody on the other side to start kicking it back you know as if you had some interest in getting to know somebody of the opposite sex in in hopes that perhaps you might be that special one or I might be that special one

don't think that your opportunity is always going to be around you know Carpe Diem seize the day or night or depending on when you get this message just see something

Don't be a chicken be willing to express yourself and step out into the open
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Ok I'll express myself guy who brags about owning a keriug and getting a car with more payment than he can comfortably afford isn't a guy I'd be interested in. Not financially compatible.
 
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legion said:
Okay I've had my new car for a month at this point and it seems to be going well it's going to be a little tough to make the payments and all my other bills but I think I can make it through as well as probably a few nights out for dinner

because as I've mentioned I have a Keurig and a new car and that makes me a candidate for being that special person in someone's life to which I'm not opposed to I just need somebody on the other side to start kicking it back you know as if you had some interest in getting to know somebody of the opposite sex in in hopes that perhaps you might be that special one or I might be that special one

don't think that your opportunity is always going to be around you know Carpe Diem seize the day or night or depending on when you get this message just see something

Don't be a chicken be willing to express yourself and step out into the open
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Well mercy me!!

NO WONDER my dating life has been as flat as a tortilla!!!

I had NO idea the key to dating success is a KEURIG!

Now, I'm guessing this goes in both directions, no? I mean, we wouldn't want any Keurig ownership to be gender biased here!!

Therefore, I highly suspect the only reason my inbox isn't FILLED TO THE BRIM with dating and marriage proposals is because I have COMPLETELY FAILED to mention in my profile that I HAVE A KEURIG. (Does it matter that it's a hand-me-down from my Mom and Dad and going on somewhere around 15 years old.) BUT IT STILL WORKS!!

I'll admit, I've had a few close calls. Someties it started sputtering, but fortunately a little descaling action seemed to perk it right back up!

However, you also have me thinking...

Maybe the REAL thing I need to be looking for in a man is someone who has a NEWER EDITON of a Keurig than I do!!! Something, sporty, sleek, totally modern -- and purrs like a kitten while it whirs up my coffee!

Not to mention the PLETHORA of other yummy drinks it has to offer besides plain coffee!

I mean, a girl needs to have choices...

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You've TOTALLY convinced me, @legion!

All this time, I thought I was looking for a good man.

But apparently, what I REALLY need to look for is a good man -- with an even better coffee maker!! 🍵🍪😁

Bellissimo!


(P.S. -- Totally dig your sense of humor.) 😃
 
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(P.S. -- Totally dig your sense of humor.) 😃
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Me too. He might be the funniest poster of all time. I am totally rooting for him to find somebody. He seems like a decent guy, and I definitely admire his approach. A+ for effort.​
 
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WAIT A MINUTE!
WAIT A MINUTE!
HOLD UP HERE!

Doesn't @NightTwister have like a kazillion of them there fancy coffee machines?
(I'm sure a KEURIG must be in his collection...)
and he's single, right?

:unsure: Somehow I don't think a fancy coffee machine is the key here.
 
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Godsgirl1983 said:
WAIT A MINUTE!
WAIT A MINUTE!
HOLD UP HERE!

Doesn't @NightTwister have like a kazillion of them there fancy coffee machines?
(I'm sure a KEURIG must be in his collection...)
and he's single, right?

:unsure: Somehow I don't think a fancy coffee machine is the key here.
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STAND BACK AS THE RUMOR MILL STARTS SPINNING!!!


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(I could be wrong, but I think @NightTwister is married.)

See?

Those 242 coffee makers he owns weren't for nothing! 😎
 
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Godsgirl1983 said:
Doesn't @NightTwister have like a kazillion of them there fancy coffee machines?
(I'm sure a KEURIG must be in his collection...)
and he's single, right?

:unsure: Somehow I don't think a fancy coffee machine is the key here.
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Also, I could be REALLY wrong here (and if so, I'm expecting a SERIOUS reprimand from @NightTwister, but I'm pretty sure NT thinks Keurigs are of the devil:


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I'm sorry :oops:
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( I just remember so many of his funny comments in the singles threads. Ya know, there should be a rule about that singles forum being only for singles, then all the confusion would... wait a minute! What am I saying/thinking here?)
 
Ive been married for 18 years and yes i believe the code has been cracked here. We started off heavy Keurig users and then slowly had to back off as the keurig is needy and high maintenance and too pricey, now K comes out once a Christmas, and visits ..perky, noisy and aromatic.. and can make that very special cappuccino... then once the holidays are over, as the tree is taken down, lights are removed, friends and family depart, K goes back in the cabinet to wait another year to spread joy and cheer. Keys to marriage, God being center, sacrifice, love, communication and Keurig.
 
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I'm a french-press adherent so marrying a Keurigite would be interdenominational at best.
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I'm wondering what this would make the kids... :LOL:

(Sorry, bad joke. In the circles I was in, this was probably the biggest argument against marrying someone of a different denomination -- "But what will the kids turn out to be?!")

After all, we all know that hybrids are of the devil!
 
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