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GreenNnice said:
Julieannie said something when she had all those cats frantically tuna past our fearless, tree-swinging heroes. And, I couod be wrong but I have a feeling that 27 divebombing penguins (can penguins fly??) Wasn't what the 23 cats were scatting from , you and tobe count wrong. VKat, it was actually 29 cats :D

So, what is about to come after those cats, the couple lovers, the elderly couple, the magician, the yodeler, and the one spider-pouncing cat with the six?

What. What?

'WHAT IS THAT THAT," SCREAMED THE YODELER, LOOKING UP, POINTING AT A BIG MOVING SHAPE'S YEAD POKING THRU THE 150 FOOT TALL FIR TREES
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WHAT DID YOU JUST WRITE???
 
violakat said:
Tobby, you think I'm confusing? Look at how many Green has in his. And as for Jules, well, at least she keeps it nice and simple, not to torture the rest of us.
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And now back to our story.

The yodeler, just happened to be caring a big ax, and started to chop the tree down into 30 feet lengths.
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Tobby, start with this one.
 
jimmydiggs said:
After having jumped from tree to tree 26 times...


(also, it would appear from earlier posts that the thread suffered a mild case of 1960s tv shows..)
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Just thought of something. It could also be an episode from the Lost series.
 
violakat said:
Tobby, you think I'm confusing? Look at how many Green has in his. And as for Jules, well, at least she keeps it nice and simple, not to torture the rest of us.
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And now back to our story.

The yodeler, just happened to be caring a big ax, and started to chop the tree down into 30 feet lengths.
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There is a HUGE manbeast pushing away the trees like toothpicks and Viking toward the group

The magician says something loud and clear as he looks up at the 31 hour fluffy clouds in the sky ABOVE THE MONStER'S HEAD !

Magician: 'uh, people, PEOPLE!, We better do something , that monster is ugly as a mutated gorilla with teeth spiky as a Sabré Tooth Tigers in that Ice Age movie. '

'Quick,' says Joe, the guy of the couple who likes Sarah. Quit your yodeling, Joe says, as Joe sees the yodeler starting to cry a yodel, as the 'grrrs' are now 100 yards away, pounding (and shaking) the meadow with each step. 'This grass in this BIG meadow is tall and we can set up a trap for that ghastly island creature! You've heard of log rolling contests in the middle of a lake, magic man?.'
 
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GreenNnice said:
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There is a HUGE manbeast pushing away the trees like toothpicks and Viking toward the group

The magician says something loud and clear as he looks up at the 31 hour fluffy clouds in the sky ABOVE THE MONStER'S HEAD !

Magician: 'uh, people, PEOPLE!, We better do something , that monster is ugly as a mutated gorilla with teeth spiky as a Sabré Tooth Tigers in that Ice Age movie. '

'Quick,' says Joe, the guy of the couple who likes Sarah. Quit your yodeling, Joe says, as Joe sees the yodeler starting to cry a yodel, as the 'grrrs' are now 100 yards away, pounding (and shaking) the meadow with each step. 'This grass in this BIG meadow is tall and we can set up a trap for that ghastly island creature! You've heard of log rolling contests in the middle of a lake, magic man?.'
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Soon the trap was set and the manbeast was only 32 steps away. He stopped and cried out a cheery greeting: "Chip, Chip, Cheerio, what can I do for you folks today?"
 
...and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man.
 
iSwareWare said:
...and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man.
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Awkward.
:D

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But, Yeah, I get your flattery, ishouldntswear. God bless ya for your thessalonians remark, for we do not know the time o day Jesus will come again.

A....____and, so, 33 seconds and the monster will be upon the group, the elderly couple begin to pray as the HUGE , ugly, fanGed thing gets within a few monster size steps. The others see the elderly couple praying and seeing their life is about to end in the clutches of squishiness of this Gulliver sized beast and bow their heads and the cat puts its paws over its eyes and the magician gets in back of the logs set-up nd ....
 
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