can you guys post something funny please?
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Lol. I can imagine, but you don't ever have to ask.I have a place for this if you do not mind.
OMG!!! It's my 16 y.o. son!!!
All these years I thought he was a deep thinker and came to the kitchen looking for food after all that hard work of deep thinking... turns out those thoughts really were about food
Loose translation: if you just study one verse without any context from the rest of the bible, you're going to wind up with some really strange ideas.
And, for that bear, there is a 99% chance that it is thinking about the camera operator...
OT a bit.
There's a picture of a cougar mom whose kitten was killed by a bear.
Rangers were finding bears,still alive but ripped by claws. They chalked it up to Bear fights.
Until one of their deep woods trail camera found the cause.
The mama Cougar was attacking any Bear she came across out of the range for her kitten.
A woman wakes up in the middle of the night and notices her husband isn’t in bed. She slips on her robe and heads downstairs to investigate. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table, staring at the wall, cradling a mug of coffee like it holds the secrets of the universe.
A single tear rolls down his cheek. Concerned, she asks softly, “Honey… why are you sitting down here at three in the morning?” He sighs deeply and says, “Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating… and you were only 16?” “Yes,” she says cautiously.
“And do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?” She winces. “Yes… I remember.” “And do you remember when he shoved a double-barrel shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter or I’ll send you to jail for 20 years’?” She nods. “Yes, dear. I remember all of it.”
He wipes away another tear, takes a long sip of coffee, stares into the distance, and says:
“…I’d be getting out today.”
A single tear rolls down his cheek. Concerned, she asks softly, “Honey… why are you sitting down here at three in the morning?” He sighs deeply and says, “Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating… and you were only 16?” “Yes,” she says cautiously.
“And do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?” She winces. “Yes… I remember.” “And do you remember when he shoved a double-barrel shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter or I’ll send you to jail for 20 years’?” She nods. “Yes, dear. I remember all of it.”
He wipes away another tear, takes a long sip of coffee, stares into the distance, and says:
“…I’d be getting out today.”
Now that is odd.
I proof read this post before posting.
My post at the end read, out of revenge for her kitten.
