I agree that someone is misunderstanding the texts.
Where we disagree is which texts are controlling the interpretation of the others.
You believe the passages describing death as sleep, unconsciousness, and inactivity settle the matter so completely that 2 Corinthians 5:8 and Philippians 1:23 must be reinterpreted accordingly.
I am saying that those passages must be weighed alongside Paul's explicit statements, not over them.
The issue is not whether the dead are called asleep, because they plainly are.
The issue is whether "sleep" is intended to describe the appearance and condition of death from the perspective of this world, or whether it is intended to define the totality of a believer's existence between death and resurrection.
What I keep coming back to is that Paul does not merely say he wants the resurrection.
He says he desires "to depart, and to be with Christ, which is far better" (Phil. 1:23), and that to be "absent from the body" is to be "present with the Lord" (2 Cor. 5:8).
If those statements do not refer to being with Christ after death, then it seems to me that we still need an explanation for why Paul chose those words.
So I agree with you on one thing: either one interpretation is wrong, or both sides are misunderstanding something.
But I don't think the solution is to declare the discussion closed because one set of passages seems plainer to us.
The task is to find an interpretation that does justice to both the resurrection texts and the passages that appear to speak of fellowship with Christ after death. That is the very question under debate.
OMC:
I really like your ability to buttress 16th century and later Protestant theology as your framework for understanding the scriptures. However, I would make these observations:
There is no hell in the Hebrew Scriptures
The earliest written records of dying-and-rising gods and resurrection themes originate in ancient Egyptian and Canaanite religions (such as the myths of Osiris and Baal), while Zoroastrianism features the earliest apocalyptic visions of the dead rising en masse.
Mesopotamia: Babylonian and Sumerian traditions featured spring-related renewal myths, such as Ishtar and Tammuz (Du'ûzu), where figures returned from the underworld.
Cults surrounding dying-and-rising gods like Baal appeared early in historical records.
Hebrew Bible (Old Testament): Early accounts record specific miraculous revivals or resuscitations by prophets like Elijah and Elisha (1 Kings 17, 2 Kings 4), though a broader theology of general bodily resurrection developed later during the Second Temple period (influenced in part by Persian contact). The Jew having suffered existential threat by the Greeks after between 332-63 BC. came up with a postmortem punishment frustrated by their inability to retaliate against the anti-Jewish Greeks late during their occcupation.
The modern concept of hell evolved between 2nd through 5th centuries CE in the Mediterranean region (particularly through early Christian centers like Carthage, Alexandria, and Rome), building upon a mix of earlier Persian, Greek, and Second Temple Jewish ideas.
Zoroastrianism introduced an early binary afterlife featuring a last judgment separating the righteous from the wicked, which influenced post-exilic Jewish thought. Greco-Roman Fusion (1st–2nd Century CE): As Judaism and early Christianity interacted with Hellenistic culture, biblical concepts merged with Greek philosophical ideas of Plato regarding the immortal soul and subterranean realms like Tartarus.
Early church leaders like Tertullian (in Carthage) and Augustine of Hippo (354–430 CE) firmly codified the doctrine of literal, endless conscious torment for unpardoned sinners.
There is one well known perspective of hell. Dante Alighieri’s Inferno is a pillar of the Western literary canon. A whirlwind tour of the nine circles of hell, the allegorical poem has had volumes of scholarship dedicated to unpacking its secrets. Its vivid, and often grotesque, imagery has inspired artists such as Sandro Botticelli, Auguste Rodin, and William Blake. It was even made into a video game.
Alighieri’s other two poems of The Divine Comedy, Purgatorio and Paradiso, explore the realms of purgatory and heaven, respectively. But they don’t receive the love, attention, and adoration of the hell-bound original. That’s because heaven is — let’s face it — a little one note. Hell is where the drama happens. Given its prominence in imagery and storytelling, it is surprising that hell doesn’t appear much in the Hebrew bible. In fact, most of its references to Satan’s scorching domain are the result of later translators mapping their views onto older, and quite distinct, concepts of the afterlife. This means hell, as we understand it today, is an afterlife the Hebrew biblical writers had no real conception of.
The resurrection as conceived by Paul is the the rise of the dead to greet Jesus as He comes back to earth to rule. Nobody evaporates to heaven. All return to earth to be with Jesus until the final judgement of all mankind.
We can trace the "modern" understanding" of the end times to John Nelson Darby (18 November 1800 – 29 April 1882) He was a Bible teacher, one of the influential figures among the original Plymouth Brethren and the founder of the Exclusive Brethren. He is considered to be the father of modern dispensationalism and futurism. Pre-tribulation rapture theology was popularized extensively in the 1830s by Darby and the Plymouth Brethren, and further popularized in the United States in the early 20th century by the wide circulation of the Scofield Reference Bible.
He produced translations of the Bible in German, the "Elberfelder Bibel", in French, the "Pau" Bible, the Dutch New Testament, and the famous and influential English translation (finished posthumously) based on the Hebrew and Greek texts called The Holy Scriptures: A New Translation from the Original Languages by J. N. Darby. It has furthermore been translated into other languages in whole or part. Darby resigned his curacy in protest. Soon afterwards, in October 1827, he fell from a horse and was seriously injured. He later stated that it was during this time that he began to believe that the "kingdom" described in the Book of Isaiah and elsewhere in the Old Testament was entirely different from the Christian church.
Over the next five years, he developed the principles of his mature theology – most notably his conviction that the very notion of a clergyman was a sin against the Holy Spirit, because it limited the recognition that the Holy Spirit could speak through any member of the Church. During this time (1827–28) he joined an interdenominational meeting of believers (including Anthony Norris Groves, Edward Cronin, J. G. Bellett, and Francis Hutchinson) who met to "break bread" together in Dublin as a symbol of their unity in Christ. By 1832, this group had grown and began to identify themselves as a distinct Christian assembly. As they travelled and began new assemblies in Ireland and England, they formed the movement now known as the Plymouth Brethren.
It is believed that John Nelson Darby left the Church of Ireland around 1831.[a] He participated in the 1831–1833 Powerscourt Conference, an annual meeting of Bible students organized by his friend, the wealthy widow Lady Powerscourt. At the conference, Darby publicly described his ecclesiological and eschatological views, including the pre-tribulation rapture. For about 40 years William Kelly (1821–1906) was his chief interpreter and continued to be a staunch supporter until his own death. Kelly in his work John Nelson Darby as I Knew Him stated that "a saint more true to Christ's name and word I never knew or heard of". Darby defended Calvinist doctrines when they came under attack from within the Church in which he once served. His biographer Goddard states, "Darby indicates his approval of the doctrine of the Anglican Church as expressed in Article XVII of the Thirty-nine Articles" on the subject of election and predestination. Darby is noted in the theological world as the father of "dispensationalism", whose eschatology was adopted and later made popular in the United States by Cyrus Scofield's Scofield Reference Bible.