If I woke up as a guy tomorrow, I would:
1. Find out how difficult it is to strike up an interesting conversation with a woman;
2. Get to the bottom of the GI disturbances and constant scratching thing;
3. Go to a garage or tire shop and see if someone will really listen to me;
4. Wear sweats and a t-shirt all day;
5. Find out what it's like to not have to put on a bra, heels, hose, makeup or style my hair;
6. Pig out, not feel guilty..and understand item #2;
7. Find out if "the look" works better for guys;
8. See if waitresses are more attentive (they sure are to my son *rolls eyes*; they will even put his food in the box for him EVERY TIME haha); and
9. Go teach my ballet class just to see their faces
One thing I have discovered at work is that if I just use my initials and last name on professional correspondence I receive back a far more prompt and professional response, since they can't determine my gender.