Official Randomness Thread

[AsifinPassing]

Just post whatever you like. No sense required!

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So, I like how when you type 'ever just want someone to talk to?' into a google search, the majority of matching webpages come up as having to do with depression... o-o I mean, really? =s

 

[Relena7]

A random thread has been up for 8 hours, and no one has posted yet??

So, I like how when you type 'ever just want someone to talk to?' into a google search, the majority of matching webpages come up as having to do with depression... o-o I mean, really? =s

That's kinda sad. I guess people are embarrassed to talk about their depression with people they know, so they search online instead.

 

[Relena7]

Pandas are cute. ^_^

 

[Kyouken]

Thread=GENIUS!

Dr. Octagonapus says: BLAAAAAAAARGH

 

[AsifinPassing]

"what was it? Was it something so large that you couldn't open it, like a jar? What was in it...pickles? Where's the giant jar of pickles?!" -Bob from Monsters vs Aliens

 

[CountVlad]

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[AsifinPassing]

"He's a panda! You're a panda!" -Kung Fu Panda lolz

So um...how does one call a giraffe?

 

[Relena7]

I once fed a giraffe.

 

[AsifinPassing]

Hmm...what do you feed a giraffe?? Palm trees?

 

[AlaynaJ]

Don't eat cassaroles in the dark.

 

[TheSon]

Power puff girls: Destroy him
People: Yes destroy him!, but how do we destroy him?
Power puff girls: We don't know
People, yes we don't know..

 

[AsifinPassing]

Bananas...don't keep it...just throw it in the mix. ^_^ Put it together and what have you got? Bipity Bopity Banana Pudding! Yum, sir. Yum.

 

[Relena7]

Hmm...what do you feed a giraffe?? Palm trees?

Giraffe pellets of course! Right next to the chinchilla feed...

 

[Relena7]

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Stare into the swiiirrirls... you are getting sleepy....sleeeeepeeeyyyy.... listen to meee....you will go to the grocery store... and buy me some chips.... chiiiiiiiiiiiiips.... ...then you will bring them to me.... once I snap my fingers on the count of three.....one.... two.... three...*snap*
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[Kyouken]

"We're sorry. Your call could not be completed as dialed. Please check the number, and try again."

 

[AsifinPassing]

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Stare into the swiiirrirls... you are getting sleepy....sleeeeepeeeyyyy.... listen to meee....you will go to the grocery store... and buy me some chips.... chiiiiiiiiiiiiips.... ...then you will bring them to me.... once I snap my fingers on the count of three.....one.... two.... three...*snap*
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Man, I've got this weird urge to go buy some chips. Too bad I don't have any money, lol. ^_^

 

[Siberian_Khatru]

 

[Siberian_Khatru]

You have entered the Twilight Zone.
Beyond this world strange things unknown.
Use the key, unlock the door.
See what your fate might have in store.
Come explore your dreams' creation.
Enter this world of imagination.

 

[AsifinPassing]

Creepy...and satirically funny.

The following is based off a true story:

*cell phone rings*

Friend: Dude, you gonna get that?

Me: nah...

Friend: It might be work or your mom or something...

Me: Yeah...*sigh*

*pulls out phone, still ringing*

Friend: Who is it?

Me: Dunno...

*answers phone*

Me: Suicide hotline! Please hold.

Friend: lol

 

[wwjd_kilden]

ESTRELLLLLLLLLLLLLA we got ourselves a new thread!


Trust us to never stay on topic.... hey wait, how does that work out in a random thread?

anyway,....


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