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Kyouken said:
You know what? I'm never buying jellybeans from the same store again...
On a side note, I think you're the only human being to live having eaten a car.
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Kyouken, this is a very serious serious matter that needs to be resolved. Where is the federal commission for car-free jellybeans when you need them? They are asleep at the wheel, and the public's health is suffering because of it. A simple boycot is insufficient; We must not rest until ALL cans of jellybeans sold in our country are certified motor-vehicle free. Not just cars, either, but trucks, vans, and mopeds must all be banished from our sugary confections. The safety of consumers is at stake.
 
Next time, I'll just check the jellybeans to make sure there aren't any cars that fire lasers out of the trunk. We'll just have to tell the consumers to check beforehand; that's a pretty big job...

Anyone want some jellybeans?
 
ONLY if they're certified motor-vehicle free. I don't trust my own judgment on this matter; they're only safe if the government says so.
 
If I open the jar I'm afraid a car might jump out and fall on me... It's better not to open it...
 
You know, people always ask me...

"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

And I just feel like saying, "Who cares?! He can't chuck wood, so it's impossible to know! Do something more than speculating!!"

Lol
 
AsifinPassing said:
You know, people always ask me...

"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

And I just feel like saying, "Who cares?! He can't chuck wood, so it's impossible to know! Do something more than speculating!!"

Lol
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E...eleven...?
 
Lol. Very nice.

However, on account of the recent activity found within certain sectors of undisclosed organizations, we have to rule the defendant as guilty...

...of being AWESOME!! *disco ball drops in courtroom, music blasts, the judge and everyone else jumps up and starts dancing*
 
Kyouken said:
E...eleven...?
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Kyouken, the question of wood chucking is a very complicated one that the world's great thinkers have wrestled with throughout the ages. I'm not sure if the answer should be given as a quantity at all; perhaps it should be a weight or measure of volume, as in "2 pounds" or "five bushels". After all, it's not usually phrased "How many wood could a woodchuck chuck", but rather how much. And I'm not sure how any of this ties into the proverbial "big picture"... but I think we ALL need some answers here.
 
PopClick said:
Kyouken, the question of wood chucking is a very complicated one that the world's great thinkers have wrestled with throughout the ages. I'm not sure if the answer should be given as a quantity at all; perhaps it should be a weight or measure of volume, as in "2 pounds" or "five bushels". After all, it's not usually phrased "How many wood could a woodchuck chuck", but rather how much. And I'm not sure how any of this ties into the proverbial "big picture"... but I think we ALL need some answers here.
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Touche...
(I still say eleven though :D)
 
I've got me a woodchuck. His name is Chuck Gnaw-riss, and that furry little dude can CHUCK some wood!
 
Loltastic to all of the above.

And yes, in fact, the defendant IS a wood chuck!!

*motions over to the wood chuck dancing with the Geiko Gecko*
 
Snackersmom said:
Pfffft. Try eleventy-hundred THUOSAND.............PER hour.............
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Uh, that was supposed to be "THOUSAND"...........Just noticed that...........I'll just say that I was distracted by the dancing gecko.....yeah, that's it......:D
 
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