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MrHonest

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Slightly related its like saying a 1 eyed 1 horned giant purple people eater is as friendly as a sea lion and 4 Eyed 1 horned small purple people eaters are as friendly as lions.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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Are they related to one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple, people eaters? (cause they are actually friendly and vegetarians)
where do the veggie- people live? I mean the vegetarian one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple, people eaters have to eat something?
 
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Livi94

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where do the veggie- people live? I mean the vegetarian one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple, people eaters have to eat something?
i... ugh.... there are no veggie- people? They eat.... veggies? XD
 

MrHonest

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:) Well just be careful not to wander off alone! Pick a buddy & don't lose each other!
 
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Livi94

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yes! We need our wander buddies so that we can flee from the bad purple people eaters..
and the good ones... we'll feed them apples! :D
 

MrHonest

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The small 4 eyed PPE like eating fast lonesome food, never flee, always make yourself look bigger & scare it off by making cow noises, they hate cows.
 
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Livi94

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Okay! That sounds simple enough and less tiring ^_^

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
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wwjd_kilden

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Would it also work if I pretend to be a goat? My mother always called me the mountain goat when I was younger
 

MrHonest

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No they like goats! They like shiny things, jingling sounds, goats, & especially they like bare feet. You could be a lion, or bear or any big scary animals.

Anyway they usually eat birds at night or monkeys or bare feet.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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but I just took off my socks because they were wet!

MOOOOOOO, RAAAAWR, GROWL
 

MrHonest

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Hang your socks by the fire & hide your bare feet somehow... anywho do we have any way of shelter if it rains o.-?
 
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wwjd_kilden

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*hags them by fire*

*takes some stuff from my backpack and makes a very funny looking shelter*
 

MrHonest

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*stares at your shelter* Its beautiful! But it can only fit 1 person :eek: We need more shelter.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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hmmm...

*pulls out some aluminum foil * will this do?
 

MrHonest

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*rebuilds your shelter using aluminium foil* Now it fits 2 people :D but if wind picks up the foil may not hold... *uses palm leaves, sticks, & aluminium foil together*... wait why did you bring aluminum foil in your back pack? It fits 3 people now :D
 
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wwjd_kilden

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habit from red cross service ? *fact warning* (they make a special kind of foil that looks like aluminum foil to wrap around people that have hypothermia)
 

MrHonest

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Oooooh that kind! :D Well in my bag *reaches over & grabs nothing* .... I must have lost it when I came running to save you all from the smokey fire! I'll be right back *wanders alone to search for it*
 
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Livi94

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Wait im still here! i need shelter too! D: Mooooo rawr growl growl.... boogaboogadlbknslk :D I'll be the look out for purple people eaters ^_^
 
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wwjd_kilden

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well, it fits three, and Randy is out looking for ... something