For me, this would be the perfect first date:
I pick her up in my lotus; LOL!
Then she is swept off her feet by meh, because at first she is attracted to my WEALTH and that gives her a sense of security, but she is really attracted to me (LOL)
Then we go to a dimly lite hole in the wall dive;
Where we talk about all the screwed up realationships we've had, and then I tell her about the one woman who stole my heart and went on to PaWn the whole world right there in the public eye with the "This is JACK'S LIFE, AND IT'S ENDING ONE MINUTE AT A TIME) JERK!!!!!!! she left me for; so it would be impossible for me to forget her. The she would say, I want to love you and make it all better.
Then I would say I want to love you to make it better, then we would kiss and I would forget all about that one woman who stole my heart all those years ago, and then we would be together forever, totally in Love like neither one of had never been in love before. We forget about all the other people we have been with, have the best at doing absolutely nothing.