Life's weird questions - read and add your own :D

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zeroturbulence

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As we go through life certain questions enter our minds like what is my purpose here, or will I ever meet the right one or will I ever make a lot of money or will I ever be truly happy. Well... these are nothing like those questions! :p

I was just thinking of a couple random weird questions in my mind because I was eating popcorn and noticed that popcorn always goes down inside the front of my shirt so I thought it would be fun to make a thread about weird questions. :D Feel free to add your own!


Why does popcorn always goes down into your shirt when other foods go on your shirt??

How come its easy for women to put on latex gloves but almost always a struggle for men??

Where does the tooth fairy get all that money from??

When french people cuss do they say "pardon my english"??

What were they really doing when they discovered that you get milk when you pull on those things under a cow??

How come the thing you park on is called a driveway and the thing you drive on is called a parkway??

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bahahahahahaha @ the cow question :)

I'm going to think about my questions and post them later cos I'm hungry right now :D
 
If this rain keeps up, will it come down?

If someone walks up behind you and pats you on the back and says, "Guess who's back?" How do you answer?
 
Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious.... Anyone know the meaning?? Anyone?
 
I still don't get a crustless peanut butter and jelly sandwich sold in a bag... Baffles me every time I look at it in a store... Sometimes I purposely walk over and look at them wondering..... " by the time you get your keys, walk to the car, start the car, drive to the store , find it , stand in line, pay for it, drive back home..... You could have made enough for a block party... and yes! I was one of them!! I still scratch my head wondering " why did I do that??"
 
They say excersize and running keeps us healthy longer... How does a tortoise do it?
they say swimming daily and eating fish keeps us slim, why are whales so fat?
 
I am really tempted to either be helpful or rain on everyone's parade by answering all these questions... XD

...but until I reach a decision on that...let me add a few...

If G.I. Joe is the real American hero, why was he made in China?

Did the origin of "It's raining cats and dogs..." really come from someone seeing such an event?

If a bird in hand is worth two in the bush, what kind of bird are we talking about??

(Just one of those God questions...) If Adam was a real person as opposed to the figurative, what language did he speak?

If the Big Bang theory is correct (from a Christian standpoint), does that mean God likes explosions?

If the above is true, could the first thing God created be considered a firework?

(Going along with the 'how did the first' questions) When the first scientists to have/use microscopes were around, where did they get the fluids which they analysed? *try not to think about it too much...*

If someone threatens to 'knock your block off', did they just insult you too? (refer to 'blockhead')

If eating fast is referred to as 'wolfing' something, then is eating slow referred to as 'slothing' it?

If Motel 6 always 'leaves the light on for you', how do you sleep, and what is there electric bill?!

If they energizer bunny just keeps goes, then why do my batteries die?

Is he even using his?! ...and why does he have sunglasses and a drum anyway...?

What does a Gecko have to do with car insurance?

If talking to yourself is crazy, then what does that mean when people ignore you?

When someone says they 'feel like they're talking to a wall', have they experienced that?

If Cheetos can be dangerously cheesey, then can something be safely cheesey?

Who came up with the 'raise your hand' idea?

In reference to any of these questions, do we just accept whatever people come up with?
 
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Do people with amnesia remember to wash behind their ears?

Do people with multiple personalities ever get lonely?

If a deaf person asks you a question and you don't hear them, should they be offended?

If rain means the clouds are crying, does thunder mean the clouds have gas?
 
Who allowed the morning people to rule the world? There should be a revolution!
Why are feet so ugly?
If God wants me to be good, why does He allow other people to drive anywhere close to me?
Are bras some super secret torture device men invented just so they could snicker behind our backs?
Why isn't there some sort of shut off value in my nose to keep Dr Pepper out when I laugh?
Why is wedding cake the best cake ever? Is buttercreme a controlled substance?
Why does anything that hurts in your mouth feel 100 times larger than it is?
Why are we more likely to say a bad word when we bump our heads or toes more than any other parts of our bodies?
Why do bakeries close so early? Why do the morning people get all of the good stuff?
Why can't bacon and chocolate be currency?
If my dog is the pet, why does he get more pedicures than I do? and he's a GUY!
 
I've laughed till almost crying with these posts... who knew so
Much humor could be found in a question....
 
Jullianna said:
Who allowed the morning people to rule the world? There should be a revolution!
Why are feet so ugly?
If God wants me to be good, why does He allow other people to drive anywhere close to me?
Are bras some super secret torture device men invented just so they could snicker behind our backs?
Why isn't there some sort of shut off value in my nose to keep Dr Pepper out when I laugh?
Why is wedding cake the best cake ever? Is buttercreme a controlled substance?
Why does anything that hurts in your mouth feel 100 times larger than it is?
Why are we more likely to say a bad word when we bump our heads or toes more than any other parts of our bodies?
Why do bakeries close so early? Why do the morning people get all of the good stuff?
Why can't bacon and chocolate be currency?
If my dog is the pet, why does he get more pedicures than I do? and he's a GUY!
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I'm detecting a potential abuse problem with cakes and sweets here lol. Just slowly step away from the chocolate and no one will get hurt.. :D
 
If a person walks in their sleep, do they run in their grave?

If I walk a mile in your shoes, do you want anything at the store while I'm out?

If you ask me if my rhetorical question is rhetorical, do you want me to answer?

If a nudist uses her body to declare the beauty of nakedness, can I call her body "a figure of speech"?

Do Presbyterians ever throw pool parties? If so, do they borrow towels from Baptists?

After reading the questions I came up with, do you think I have way too much time on my hands?

That question raises another question - Does having "time on your hands" mean your holding your watch instead of wearing it?
 
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