I'm looking for a wife

[Chrissy77]

I must be out of the loop. Is this the way we do it now? We post ads stating, "One christian male wanted for husband material, 35-50 yrs old, likes kids, will be willing to kneel in prayer with me for our marriage on a daily basis, hard working, looks don't matter just appreciate yourself enough to take care of God's body, only serious applicants need apply... please contact me at 555-Lord...??? Wow I make one good ad!! Seriously do people actually post those kinds of ads still?

 

[fantasiafelice]

i burn't the potatoes and undercooked the mince and now i am going to try an egg haha "i need help" lol

 

[simplyme_bekah]

haha ya know I seen this thread and had to stop in and compliment you on the sheer guts it took to start this thread. I am sorry you are feeling lonely but I do know that God truly does really sustain His children during times of loneliness. I was once so so so very sad and lonely and my heart just weeped with it constantly until finally I just cried up to Jesus "help me I cant stand this Fahter" and from that moment on I don't feel lonely anymore (but upon occasion)where before it was constant. Just cry out to Him and ask Him to sustain you until you meet the right lady and He will. He loves us and doesn't want to see us suffer He only wants our trust and for us to call upon Him. Much blessings to you with your walk in this life

 

[Relena7]

i burn't the potatoes and undercooked the mince and now i am going to try an egg haha "i need help" lol

Try a cook book.

 

[simplyme_bekah]

and yeah people do meet by adds Chrissy lol. My dad and step mom met through an add in the paper and I met my mate of 7 yrs on a site called hotornot.

 

[Chrissy77]

and yeah people do meet by adds Chrissy lol. My dad and step mom met through an add in the paper and I met my mate of 7 yrs on a site called hotornot.

My luck I'd meet a guy on a site called TieTheNOT!!!!! As in he would say I want you for my wife, NOT!!! lol.. Ok bad joke..

 

[OFM]

Sears on mondays,try wal mart on tuesdays they are on sale in the womens depart or target on wendsdays klohs on thursday bed,bath,and beyond on fridays,the mall on satudays and Try Your Local Bible Believing Church On SUNDAYS........

 

[OFM]

i met myself though an ad.it worked out really well,i am still with myself in a long term relationship.

 

[astropithacus]

I am not looking for a wife. But i sure would like some gf"s that love god,and that i can chat with.I need to build my self up but i want to learn how to do it the way god wants me too.
I will pray for you that you find a wife. You took the first step and said you want one the lord knows this and i believe he will be sending someone your way. I found that when i stopped looking for a gf someone came along though she wasnt right for me in the long run. Any ways just pray for her to come along and when the time is right you will find what you have been looking for.

 

[HeraldtheNews]

Now that is good comedy!!!! I love it....

yeah, that's pretty good!
There's a bumper sticker: "My wife said I have to choose between her and fishing; I'm sure gonna miss her."
Another one: "My wife is always saying I never listen to her-- or something like that."

 

[HeraldtheNews]

Now you got me started. Here's some pick-up lines I found--

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

 

[Searching4Truth]

*salutes* Good luck with your quest. May God bless you with a woman and the ability to cook.

 

[OFM]

O.K. a pick up line for Ladies in the USA only:\The Guys Says are you from Tennessee,Cause Your The Only 10 I See.

 

[Missa79]

Haha...Im marrie but was curious about this post...made me laugh..but seriously it may work for you..girls like a guy that can make them laugh

 

[sweetspiritgirl]

They do..we love humor

 

[Miri]

This thread is so funny rofl

Hope you dont mind but an old song came to mind while I was reading this. The chorus goes:-

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
never make a pretty woman your wife
so from my personal point of view
get an ugly girl to marry you.

Jimmy Soul - If You Want To Be Happy - YouTube

 

[fantasiafelice]

i don't have any chat up lines and i don't really flirt with people; i am just honest and speak from my heart.
oh yeah and i have a beard too lol

 

[HeraldtheNews]

Here's another one-- some people don't like it,but I do...
I'm partly of Scottish heritage--
A Scottish man says to his wife: "Wife, put on yer coat; I'm goin' down to the pub with the boys." Wife says: "Really? Yer takin me with you?"
Man says: "No. I'm turnin' off the heat."

 

[jo_ptrp]

what are your qualifications??

 

[fantasiafelice]

hmmmmm? "scratches head" idk, i'm a 30yr old student studying care who use to be an unqualified garage hand who can't drive (that's why i use the bus) oh and i am a born again Christian with no friends that use to have a mental illness.

i've not got a lot going for me i guess

but i think i have potential