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arwen7

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Hi, I'm Arwen. I'm a 29 year old female and the proud owner of 5 cats whom I've named after characters from LOTR. Some people think that I am possessive, but I think I just love strongly. I will check to make sure that you are not cheating on me. I know I've been dating you for two months, but I'm pretty sure you are my soul mate. In fact, now that you are in my life, I don't see how I could live without you. I know you're not THAT good looking, not like some of your friends, but dating you is proof that I'm not shallow. When we marry, you will not be allowed to be friends with any girls, I will allow you to go out with the guys one night a week though, after I know exactly where you will be. I will keep tabs. Sex will only be allowed twice a year, on our anniversary and valentines day... if I don't have a headache. You better be able to provide for my needs and treat me right. You should be grateful that you have a woman like me.
 
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Hellooo

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:D I LOVE it Arwen
 
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zaoman32

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arwen7 said:
Hi, I'm Arwen. I'm a 29 year old female and the proud owner of 5 cats whom I've named after characters from LOTR. Some people think that I am possessive, but I think I just love strongly. I will check to make sure that you are not cheating on me. I know I've been dating you for two months, but I'm pretty sure you are my soul mate. In fact, now that you are in my life, I don't see how I could live without you. I know you're not THAT good looking, not like some of your friends, but dating you is proof that I'm not shallow. When we marry, you will not be allowed to be friends with any girls, I will allow you to go out with the guys one night a week though, after I know exactly where you will be. I will keep tabs. Sex will only be allowed twice a year, on our anniversary and valentines day... if I don't have a headache. You better be able to provide for my needs and treat me right. You should be grateful that you have a woman like me.
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sex only twice a year....epic fail.
 
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Relena7

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arwen7 said:
Hi, I'm Arwen. I'm a 29 year old female and the proud owner of 5 cats whom I've named after characters from LOTR. Some people think that I am possessive, but I think I just love strongly. I will check to make sure that you are not cheating on me. I know I've been dating you for two months, but I'm pretty sure you are my soul mate. In fact, now that you are in my life, I don't see how I could live without you. I know you're not THAT good looking, not like some of your friends, but dating you is proof that I'm not shallow. When we marry, you will not be allowed to be friends with any girls, I will allow you to go out with the guys one night a week though, after I know exactly where you will be. I will keep tabs. Sex will only be allowed twice a year, on our anniversary and valentines day... if I don't have a headache. You better be able to provide for my needs and treat me right. You should be grateful that you have a woman like me.
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Hahahahaha ROFL. :D
 
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Hellooo

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"You should be grateful to have a woman like me" hahahaha
 
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arwen7

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zaoman32 said:
I don't even know how to respond to this.
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Through out the rest of the year, he must repent for the sin, I will make him feel guilty for his disgusting desire that is straight from Satan himself!




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zaoman32

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arwen7 said:
Through out the rest of the year, he must repent for the sin, I will make him feel guilty for his disgusting desire that is straight from Satan himself!




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ahahaaha. That's funny. I'll high five ya on that one.
 
seoulsearch

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arwen7 said:
Some people think that I am possessive, but I think I just love strongly.
Sex will only be allowed twice a year, on our anniversary and valentines day... if I don't have a headache.
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arwen7 said:
And if the anniversary happens to be on valentines day, then once a year
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HA HA HA HA!!! This is way too funny and not very far off. I used to work with a guy who was famous around our store for having a wife who supposedly only agreed to sex on his birthday and major holidays--and apparently, she didn't consider things like "Columbus Day", "President's Day", or "Grandparents' Day" major holidays.

I especially like, "I'm not possessive, I just LOVE STRONGLY." I am going to have to remember that one!! :)
 
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kayem77

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You sound like a keeper:). I'll remember to warn every godly man I know about you. I mean talk! talk good about you... ...not warn.......oh nevermind.
 
zeroturbulence

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arwen7 said:
Hi, I'm Arwen. I'm a 29 year old female and the proud owner of 5 cats whom I've named after characters from LOTR. Some people think that I am possessive, but I think I just love strongly. I will check to make sure that you are not cheating on me. I know I've been dating you for two months, but I'm pretty sure you are my soul mate. In fact, now that you are in my life, I don't see how I could live without you. I know you're not THAT good looking, not like some of your friends, but dating you is proof that I'm not shallow. When we marry, you will not be allowed to be friends with any girls, I will allow you to go out with the guys one night a week though, after I know exactly where you will be. I will keep tabs. Sex will only be allowed twice a year, on our anniversary and valentines day... if I don't have a headache. You better be able to provide for my needs and treat me right. You should be grateful that you have a woman like me.
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My dream girl!!! :D
 
eugenius

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I get the joke, but this is an aside. If you only feel any physical passion twice a year (and even then you pretend) there is no Love in that relationship. Its all fake and will end in disaster.
 
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Catlynn

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Flippin hilarious! Sadly, I know women who aren't too far from resembling this description entirely...
 
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Strong1

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Whew! I'm glad all of you guys got the joke in this........I read the post ,and thought this chick was for real!!!:eek:
 
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arwen7

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Whew! I'm glad all of you guys got the joke in this........I read the post ,and thought this chick was for real!!!:eek:
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hahaha this chick? most people on here know this chick enough to know thats not who I am
 
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