I love this thread! I come here for a good laugh ^_^
When the chiropractor and cardiologist remember your name.
You're walking down the stairs and all you hear is snap, crackle, and pop, you think it must be the kids eating breakfast cereal, and then you realize it's only 2AM.
You think college students look like they need babysitters.
Flipping through the newspaper and what catches your attention is hip replacement surgery advertisement.
Your buddy you went to high school with is Santa Claus at the local mall.
You use paper maps instead of GPS because you don't know how to operate those tech stuff.
Your old toys are now in the antique shop.
When you tell your kids to roll down the window of the car and then they say "but it's not hot", then you say, "Okay, it must be my menopausal hot flashes".
You still have your Cadillac from the 50s.