Therefore we cannot say the candy bar wants to be a chicken because how can one spin a web like the legendary Porky Pig? If we do compare ourselves to butter, we cannot achieve playdoh or heighten sense of ceramic cats. We can spend our dollars on phones, computers, and all the things the world has to offer... Or we can use our money to save a crazy random internet poster. Especially those named Searching4Truth. This not a scam my helpless sheeple. We are here to gather our minds and our money, so that I can eat. If not, don't bother finishing this sentence. You finished it didn't you? *mutters curses* Oh yuhr, I win.
