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"Contagious Disease" is my middle name (oh wait, that doesn't sound good at all. How do I delete a post? HOW DO I DELETE A POST???)
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Chrissy77
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Lol.. no it isn't a good. It would only have been good if I said you are like a fine wine.
Actually, all my girlfriends used to call me "Fine Wine" (that is until I broke up with them, then they started calling me "Vintage Jerk" - lol).
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violakat
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That's okay Violakat, I can take hits about my singleness and age from Chrissy (especially since she's also single and in her mid-thirties - Booyah!!!)
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Chrissy77
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I WILL think of a comeback. It just may take some time lol. Booyah sounds like something my baby brother would say.lol
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Chrissy77
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Hey, I still have my looks (I just can't remember the last place I put them!!!).
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Chrissy77
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Brat I didn't say you don't have your looks. lol
Now your teeth, that is another story.
Hey, leave my teeth (dentures) out of this. They serve a dual purpose: to chew food, and I can take them out and use them as a paper weight!!!
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Chrissy77
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No, I need my dentures for photos with my fan base!!!
In your gift bag I put some Canadian snow (it may melt by the time it gets to you, but you could just re-freeze it), two tickets to a Toronto Raptors game (not so you could watch, but so you can prove to Americans we actually have a team up here, because the NBA standings wouldn't seem to indicate that fact), and lastly a copy of Canada's health care system (so you guys down south can know what health insurance is supposed to look like!!!).
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Chrissy77
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That is what you call snow? Let me tell you what snow is!! Snow is the foot and a half we received on our first official day of winter.
You know wouldn't it make more sense for you guys to pay the Raptors NOT to play?
As to your health care system, you probably have me there. I will just make sure next time I
decide to get sick I will faint over the Canadian border.
In contrast to American snow, Canadian snow has a kick to it (sometimes we even find boots in our snow).
We would pay the Raptors not to play, but then our Raptors Dance Pak (which is the only exciting thing about the Raptors) would be out of work.
And all Americans faint coming over our Border, because their brains loses oxygen from all their laughing at our military (or lack thereof).
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Chrissy77
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Has a kick to it, huh? Is that the reason your health care is so good? It has to be because with the extra "something" you put in your snow, more people end up in the hospital.
Please tell me you are not the Raptor's mascot? I know times are hard but come on now.
Actually, our snow has beer in it (everything in Canada has beer in it). That's why we don't have a military - beer and tanks are not a good mix!!!
I tried out for the Raptor's mascot job, but I was told my dance moves would be better utilized on "Canada's Got Talent", then "Canada's Got Talent" suggested I should apply for the Raptor's mascot job. So you can see my dilemma!!!