How to be counter-culture in 2013. 5 steps.

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How can one be edgy and counter culture in modern times?

Here are five steps.

1. Don't get a tattoo. Most people have them. People will know you're a hardcore against the flower if you remain unmarked.

2. Cover up Amish style. Everyone is wearing tight and/or revealing clothes. Nothing will show you're against the grain like nice attire that covers your skin and doesn't hug it. Are you bad boy/girl enough to dress like this?

3. Tell people you're religious, not spiritual. Yes that's right, show your anti-establishment attitude by showing you're actually open to committing to a set of established beliefs and norms. Show them that religion really isn't a bad word. By the way, non-Christians still think you're ''religious'' even if you say you're ''spiritual'' or ''in relationship with God''. Bottom line, to them, anything to do with God is "religious''. So get a lil naughty and say you're religious.

4. Don't own a motorcycle. That's right. Own a four door Sedan. All these softies own motorbikes. It takes a rebel to own a sedan.

5. Go to a church with an organ, liturgy and responsive reading. Awww yeah, now we're talking dangerous. While the rest of the herd jams out to guitar and drums for worship, swim upstream, embrace the church calendar and say some liturgy in unison with other counter culture naughty naughties.
 
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I'm in on #4, meh on the rest:
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How can one be edgy and counter culture in modern times?

Here are five steps.

1. Don't get a tattoo. Most people have them. People will know you're a hardcore against the flower if you remain unmarked.

2. Cover up Amish style. Everyone is wearing tight and/or revealing clothes. Nothing will show you're against the grain like nice attire that covers your skin and doesn't hug it. Are you bad boy/girl enough to dress like this?

3. Tell people you're religious, not spiritual. Yes that's right, show your anti-establishment attitude by showing you're actually open to committing to a set of established beliefs and norms. Show them that religion really isn't a bad word. By the way, non-Christians still think you're ''religious'' even if you say you're ''spiritual'' or ''in relationship with God''. Bottom line, to them, anything to do with God is "religious''. So get a lil naughty and say you're religious.

4. Don't own a motorcycle. That's right. Own a four door Sedan. All these softies own motorbikes. It takes a rebel to own a sedan.

5. Go to a church with an organ, liturgy and responsive reading. Awww yeah, now we're talking dangerous. While the rest of the herd jams out to guitar and drums for worship, swim upstream, embrace the church calendar and say some liturgy in unison with other counter culture naughty naughties.


Its the fashion of the future....the past...

"You could be as happy as these decent folks. Women: act now and we'll throw in a chastity belt for free! Belt available in select colors: virgin violet and chase coral"
 

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Virgin violet please. Chaste coral makes me look fat.

Perfect virgin violet it is! Once we have the male of your household's permission, your order will be sent by horse and buggy arriving in 1-2 months. The cost will be 50 cents, or a bottle of whiskey for the horseman. Thank you, and always remember modesty is an obligation, not a choice.



(I have too much time on my hands hahaha...)
 
for #3:
why not just tell people you are christian? a christian means follower of Jesus, and that says everything people should hear.
when you say you are "religious", to me, it just implies that you have a religion which can be Buddhism, etc.. they are also entitled to call themselves "religious"

you wanna go hardcore? go hardcore-ly following what the bible says. you can't be more hardcore than that while everyone else are doing the opposite things.
hey, it is written in the Revelation 22:11 "Let the one who does wrong continue to do wrong; let the vile person continue to be vile; let the one who does right continue to do right; and let the holy person continue to be holy." NIV

God bless
 
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Disclaimer:This post is meant to be fun, not thoroughly dissected for its seriousness.