Oh, you Americans and you're mischievous humor (unfortunately in this case you're probably right!!!). Awkardness in Canadians has been directly linked to excessive maple syrup consumption (which also causes our appearance to slowly morph into the likeness of Brad "I Wish I Was Canadian" Pitt).
That reminds me, I need to get more maple syrup at the store, because my face is slowly morphing back into Justin Bieber's face!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.