a whole new language!

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I have decided to create my own language. Help me out.

Create a new word and tell me what it means. :)
 
Fumblestruck. It's when you drop something, and it makes a really loud noise when it hits the floor, and everyone looks up at you, and so instead of picking it up, you just stand there... fumblestruck.
 
Fumblestruck. It's when you drop something, and it makes a really loud noise when it hits the floor, and everyone looks up at you, and so instead of picking it up, you just stand there... fumblestruck.

that's straight from the dictionary of the Homeschoolers language. ;) :D
 
I have several, but to begin, I simply want a redefining of an existing word.

~Ness: The aura, essence, or otherwise general summary of a verb or noun.

Ex: You and your "I need to be the center of attention"-ness are absolutely redonkulous!

(Which brings me to my next point...)

Redonkulous: A type of ridiculousness as to surpass the general understanding of a donkey.
 
I got really curious of your topic because i've been working about 13 years with my own language with includes its own grammar and letters. Taken example my name here (Tjogs) which means (single) Thought.
 
Sloop: (v) eating soup
(n) the sound made when one eats soup.

Phonadox: (n) Modern society's fascination with ever smaller computers, tablets, and technology, but paradoxically, ever larger smartphones. I believe pants will be manufactured with larger pockets in the future.

Shamtastrophe: (n) What results when attempting to do anything constructive before consuming one's morning coffee. Root words: shambles and catastrophe.

Follitician: (n) Anyone who argues that giving the government more money will somehow cure wasteful spending and fix the budget crisis. Folliticians can usually be found in the break room as they rarely do productive work. They are also found on CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC news. See also: blithering idiot.

Appliction: (n) The obsessive need of people to stand in line for hours in front of an Apple store to get the new iPhone 4.27 when they haven't even made the first payment on their iPhone 4.26 yet.
 
my class invented two new words once in an attempt to make the school adopt them. Sadly we failed to do the latter, but I still remember the words:

Troik = bubble gum

Skvoip = mineral water
 
Fantabulisimo: The act of being so fantastic that fantabulous won't properly do the job.
 
Here is a new syndrome for your language -

Chip-Throat Asphyxiation Syndrome

CTAS is when someone is eating potato chips and does not throughly chew it and swallows the chip, causing a sharp pain as the chip goes down the throat. This can be remedied by drinking a glass of water and reconsidering continuing to eat more chips until you learn how to chew.

Statistics: Approx. 5000 Americans suffer from CTAS each year.
2% of americans have died from chip related deaths in 2012!
Please join our support group, and help build awareness of how CTAS can be prevented.
 
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OOGLAY - means stud :eek::rolleyes:;):D
And the fact that it sounds awfully close to 'ugly' is purely coincidental! o.o
 
Peyvottoing - The practice of following sports figures.

*PEYTON* Stlly *VOTTO*, I *PEYTON* don't *VOTTO* have *PEYTON* any *VOTTO* idea *PEYTON* what *VOTTO* you *PEYTON* mean!
 

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Finklebitten - When you're really tired but you just can't fall asleep.

"I was so finklebitten last night and now I'm tired today!"