How do you bring home the bacon?

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I work as a lobby attendant at a nice hotel :confused: not exactly what i want to do or even close but it brings home good money.
 
I do customer service and graphics design and anything techie and geeky I can get my hands on.
but!
According to Amazon Bacon can now be brought home in a variety of ways...
Amazon.com: Bacon Gumballs 22 Pieces Novelty Product Gag Gifts Meat Breakfast: Toys & Games
Amazon.com: BACON shaped themed Adhesive Bandages: Toys & Games
Amazon.com: Accoutrements Bacon Scented Car Air Freshener: Toys & Games
And of course ya bring it all home with a ...
Amazon.com: Accoutrements Bacon Wallet: Toys & Games
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And there's tons more - gooo BACON!!! Ahem ok. Bacon | Know Your Meme ;)
 
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zaoman32 said:
I don't think anyone I am "working" with is actually on this site, so I think I'm ok. I don't think anyone is condemned to die either. Plus I load myself up with make-up every week so no one will recognize me. It's all good.

Not sure what fish has to do with this? I must be showing my ignorance?
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Pssssssst...don't worry. No one will ever recognize you in that hat ;)
 
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*laughing at how the dancing bacon thingie perfectly matches the music in the video I posted*The bacon dances better than the guys in the video! hahahaha
 
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I'm still a dialysis trainee for patients with end stage renal failure. The supervisor of the unit told me that she'll hire me as a reliever but I would have to undergo another months of intensive training in order for me to become a reliever. I'm still praying to God's will whether to stay in that institution or find somewhere else to find a job.
 
Jullianna said:
*laughing at how the dancing bacon thingie perfectly matches the music in the video I posted*The bacon dances better than the guys in the video! hahahaha
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YES!!! I bursted out laughing when I put the two together. "Secret... Bacon Man."
 
BAHAHAHAHAHA@ Secret Bacon Man! I wish I was a guy right now so I could change my username to that! :D
 
zaoman32 said:
I'm a secret government agent working undercover in a factory in order to expose a smuggling ring.
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Just remember that when you get caught and are tied to the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism over the tank full of sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads, you can easily get away. Just remember to practice your one-liners so that you can pun with the best of 'em.
 

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I personally work at a military base in recycling and scrap. I work outside every day, driving heavy equipment, and I never have to deal with situations like this:
 

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NukePooch said:
I personally work at a military base in recycling and scrap. I work outside every day, driving heavy equipment, and I never have to deal with situations like this:
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Yeah...we're going to need you to do that from now on. And I'll make sure you get a copy of that memo.
 
[video=youtube;GjJCdCXFslY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjJCdCXFslY[/video]
 
Jullianna said:
BAHAHAHAHAHA@ Secret Bacon Man! I wish I was a guy right now so I could change my username to that! :D
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I must admit that your new Secret Agent Woman avatar appeared, at first glance, to have a strip of bacon for hair...or maybe my coffee hadn't kicked in yet.
 
Remind me again what employment is???? I've been unemployed going on 2 years now. haven't had one call back in nearly 8 months.
 
As long as we are all being honest and promise to keep each others secrets, my alias is Superwoman but my secret is Im really Mom and a Restaurant manager. The last two are my secret identities so please keep it hush hush.
 
Chrissy77 said:
As long as we are all being honest and promise to keep each others secrets, my alias is Superwoman but my secret is Im really Mom and a Restaurant manager. The last two are my secret identities so please keep it hush hush.
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With great power comes great responsibility :P
 
Enjoli ;) Cuz Ima...

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As long as we are all being honest and promise to keep each others secrets, my alias is Superwoman but my secret is Im really Mom and a Restaurant manager. The last two are my secret identities so please keep it hush hush.[\QUOTE]
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