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I KNOW YOU VERY WELL!
You're only 18, but you are my 30 year old lesbian daughter. She knows everything too.
So the truth hurts your tinder young feelings. Hay little girl, that's tough love.
You say the Bible is politically correct. Well let's put that to the test.
Abortion: Politically Correct ------------------------------- Pro life: Bible
Homosexual Marriage: Politically Correct ------------- Homosexuality is an "Abomination": Bible
No prayer in school: Politically Correct ---------------- "Suffer the little children to come to me": Bible
No death penalty: Politically Correct -------------------- Eye for an eye: Bible
Feed the poor with welfare: Politically Correct ---------- Proverbs; Starvation is good for a man if it makes him work
I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY, LITTLE GIRL!
I'm old enough to be your grandpa. I didn't fall off the turnip truck just yesterday. You got a lot to learn little girl.
But bless your heart, you just don't have the right teachers. You probably never did.
I'll keep praying for you, little girl.
You're only 18, but you are my 30 year old lesbian daughter. She knows everything too.
So the truth hurts your tinder young feelings. Hay little girl, that's tough love.
You say the Bible is politically correct. Well let's put that to the test.
Abortion: Politically Correct ------------------------------- Pro life: Bible
Homosexual Marriage: Politically Correct ------------- Homosexuality is an "Abomination": Bible
No prayer in school: Politically Correct ---------------- "Suffer the little children to come to me": Bible
No death penalty: Politically Correct -------------------- Eye for an eye: Bible
Feed the poor with welfare: Politically Correct ---------- Proverbs; Starvation is good for a man if it makes him work
I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY, LITTLE GIRL!
I'm old enough to be your grandpa. I didn't fall off the turnip truck just yesterday. You got a lot to learn little girl.
But bless your heart, you just don't have the right teachers. You probably never did.
I'll keep praying for you, little girl.