The Top 10 Signs You're Single on Valentine's Day...
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10. You don't have any special plans
9. You're not leaving work early so you can "beat the traffic" (a.k.a. "get ready for tonight")
8. The only reservations you made today were for your boss (because he/she has special plans!)
7. You can't wait to get home and greet your loyal and loveable cat or puppy/dog
6. The inside of your car is still dirty
5. Your text messages don't end in little hearts <3 <3 <3
4. You can't decide which pizza place to order from
3. You actually went online at work to see what's on tv tonight
2. You rented an action movie
1. You're reading this!
Happy Valentine's Day! (anyway)
@`-,-----
10. You don't have any special plans
9. You're not leaving work early so you can "beat the traffic" (a.k.a. "get ready for tonight")
8. The only reservations you made today were for your boss (because he/she has special plans!)
7. You can't wait to get home and greet your loyal and loveable cat or puppy/dog
6. The inside of your car is still dirty
5. Your text messages don't end in little hearts <3 <3 <3
4. You can't decide which pizza place to order from
3. You actually went online at work to see what's on tv tonight
2. You rented an action movie
1. You're reading this!
Happy Valentine's Day! (anyway)