If I were a narcissistic dictator, I would...

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arwen83

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Relena7 said:
As your narcissistic dictator, I'd demand that 1 billion painters go to outer space, and paint the side of the moon that faces earth purple....because I like purple.



Well okay, but as an American dictator, I'd demand that Canadians have to take back Maroon 5, Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, and Nickelback. Their music would be banned from our half of the border. :p:p It would be worth the bacon deprivation, lololol.
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Maroon 5 is an american band out of Cali, so you can keep em :p As for the rest of them, we're only giving america what they want, its not our fault if you have bad taste in music :p
 
Nautilus

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arwen83 said:
Maroon 5 is an american band out of Cali, so you can keep em :p As for the rest of them, we're only giving america what they want, its not our fault if you have bad taste in music :p
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No for real take back bieber. Celine dion's career is already done. She was put out to pasture in Vegas to weasel a few more years but thats all.
 
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meggars

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Nautilus said:
Just as fair warning if you ban Maroon 5 I will be leading a revolution against your regime and then I will crush it and set up my own government. The national anthem will be The Fall of Relena7 and it will be a duet between Adam Levine and Chad Kroeger. And will be played every 30 minutes on the radio regardless of station.

Yes I really do like Maroon 5, Nickelback im 50/50 on
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don't worry....when i am dictator of the world and have brought 'murica into the canadian fold, you will get to keep your maroon 5 cuz i think they're catchy. the rest can go to the arctic and survive on seal blubber. i think i'm kind to give them a place at all :D
 
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arwen83

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Nautilus said:
No for real take back bieber. Celine dion's career is already done. She was put out to pasture in Vegas to weasel a few more years but thats all.
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But then we would have to change our sign at the border-
 

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Relena7

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arwen83 said:
Maroon 5 is an american band out of Cali, so you can keep em :p As for the rest of them, we're only giving america what they want, its not our fault if you have bad taste in music :p
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
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Relena7

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Nautilus said:
Just as fair warning if you ban Maroon 5 I will be leading a revolution against your regime and then I will crush it and set up my own government. The national anthem will be The Fall of Relena7 and it will be a duet between Adam Levine and Chad Kroeger. And will be played every 30 minutes on the radio regardless of station.

Yes I really do like Maroon 5, Nickelback im 50/50 on
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:D
 
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NukePooch

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Relena7 said:
Well okay, but as an American dictator, I'd demand that Canadians have to take back Maroon 5, Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, and Nickelback. Their music would be banned from our half of the border. :p:p It would be worth the bacon deprivation, lololol.
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Wow. Talk about your tough decisions...

No more Celine Dion..
but no bacon?

uhhhh, Nickelback vs bacon...I uhhh, I dunno...

Wait a sec. The Beebs? ~weeps openly~ Goodbye, bacon. I'll miss you so. I may never again have another slice of bacon, but as long as I have my bacon lip balm and bacon-flavored mmmvelopes, I'll survive. Who knows, maybe my hearing will come back now that the Beebs is gone...

J & D's - Everything Should Taste Like Bacon: Products
 

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DuchessAimee

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Usually I'm sweetness and light, but I've got to say this... all of your worlds suck except for mine!

Although I would like to see Canada take back their musicians. We keep your comics! And your bacon! As well as your maple syrup.
 
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NukePooch

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DuchessAimee said:
Usually I'm sweetness and light, but I've got to say this... all of your worlds suck except for mine!
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Why did this suddenly pop in my head?

(bonus points for anyone who gets the reference)
 

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Liamson

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All your base are belong to us.
 
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Jullianna

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[video=youtube;ecPeSmF_ikc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecPeSmF_ikc[/video]
 
Descyple

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Under no circumstances will I allow Canada to take back Justin Bieber and Celine Dion.

If I at any point see them walking towards the border, I will order our under-trained Canadian Mounties to begin shooting bacon-balls at them! But please ask Justin and Celine to walk slowly, so our Mounties have time to reload their muskets with more bacon-balls!!!

And tell them they are not allowed to eat the bacon fired at them - this is war, not a buffet!!!
 
Ritter

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So many great movies out there revolving around Nuclear warheads.

Wargames

The Manhattan Project

Dr. Strangelove

Beneath Planet of the Apes

Okay, minus Beneath Planet of the Apes.
 
DuchessAimee

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Descyple said:
Under no circumstances will I allow Canada to take back Justin Bieber and Celine Dion.
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Okay, no. Here's the deal. We will deport Justin and Celene to Norway. They'll have to deal with the problem. My government will NOT, I repeat, NOT allow Justin and Celene back into the country. But out of respect and fairness, I won't make you deal with them either.
 
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arwen83

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DuchessAimee said:
Okay, no. Here's the deal. We will deport Justin and Celene to Norway. They'll have to deal with the problem. My government will NOT, I repeat, NOT allow Justin and Celene back into the country. But out of respect and fairness, I won't make you deal with them either.
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This will be added to the Free-Trade Agreement between the US and Canada. We agree not to trade Beebs or Dion with either countries, rather ship em off elsewhere. It has my stamp of approval on the Bill.
 
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