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1. I'm broke at the moment and cannot pay to see a doctor for my baby.
2. My car is the best one I've ever owned.
3. I hate motorcycles.
Sadly, this time:
1. True- My husband is in debt and I can't pay to see a doctor. I'm 10 weeks now and haven't seen anyone.
2. True- My car is the best one I've owned so far. I would like a truck, but that can wait.
3. False- I love motorcycles, but won't ride one without someone I trust driving.
 
Sadly, this time:
1. True- My husband is in debt and I can't pay to see a doctor. I'm 10 weeks now and haven't seen anyone.
2. True- My car is the best one I've owned so far. I would like a truck, but that can wait.
3. False- I love motorcycles, but won't ride one without someone I trust driving.

Sorry to hear that you can't afford a doctor, Lin. Please learn all you can about having a healthy pregnancy, and above all don't drink or smoke (but I don't think you do those things already). God bless you and your baby, Lin.
 
Sorry to hear that you can't afford a doctor, Lin. Please learn all you can about having a healthy pregnancy, and above all don't drink or smoke (but I don't think you do those things already). God bless you and your baby, Lin.
I'm doing everything I can to keep my baby as healthy as I can. Maybe someday, lord willing, I'll be able to get to a doctor.
 
1. My reception had to wait 3 months after I was married.
2. I'm thinking about getting my hair cut differently.
3. There is nothing hanging on the walls in my bedroom.
 
Number 2 is false- you seem like a strong-willed woman that wouldn't take anything from a puny spider :P

I forgot to say, thank you for this compliment!! You are right about me being strong-willed, but I can't stand things crawling on me without my knowledge.
 
I forgot to say, thank you for this compliment!! You are right about me being strong-willed, but I can't stand things crawling on me without my knowledge.

Hahaha so what is required is your knowledge beforehand? hehe :)

Spider to Chrissy- "So I am above your head now and am planning on slowly descending to drop on to your shoulder. Just want to let you know beforehand, I don't want to scare you or anything."
Chrissy to Spider "Okay, well I appreciate the fair warning, you may proceed"

:)
 
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Hahaha so what is required is your knowledge beforehand? hehe :)

Spider to Chrissy- "So I am above your head now and am planning on slowly descending to drop on to your shoulder. Just want to let you know beforehand, I don't want to scare you or anything."
Chrissy to Spider "Okay, well I appreciate the fair warning, you may proceed"


:)
LOL!!! How true that is!!
If only it could be that way!
It is the same way with bugs.. ewwww.. I hate a bug crawling on me. I would rather be around a snake than a bug. I know I am weird,lol.
 
You know I have a theory why some girls are scared of spiders- it all has to do with 'Miss Muffett', that song was always proceeded by tickling lol. Thats why we feel crawling on our skin, get all antsy and go get a male to kill it for us (see, we still need men :P j/k) when we see a spider. We've been conditioned- spiders triggers a sensation and a reaction. I could just be speaking for myself though. But I won't be teachin my child that song.
 
My wife says that about me all the time!!! - BOOYAH!!!

Wife? We've all been deceived!!!!!! *Banishes Descyple from the Singles Forum*

Oh, Arwen, you didn't hear about her? Yes, she sends him to the singles forum to see if she can teach him about romance again. I have heard(not that I listen to gossip of course) that he is not very romantic.
 
Wife? We've all been deceived!!!!!! *Banishes Descyple from the Singles Forum*

Oh, Arwen, you didn't hear about her? Yes, she sends him to the singles forum to see if she can teach him about romance again. I have heard(not that I listen to gossip of course) that he is not very romantic.

My psychiatrist says my wife doesn't actually exist, but I think he's just jealous because he hasn't had a date in two years!!!

And Chrissy, I already know all about romance, I wrote the book on it!

I called it, "Romance from the Ground Up"

It is subtitled "How To Beg A Woman On Your Knees To Get Some Attention"
 
My psychiatrist says my wife doesn't actually exist, but I think he's just jealous because he hasn't had a date in two years!!!

And Chrissy, I already know all about romance, I wrote the book on it!

I called it, "Romance from the Ground Up"

It is subtitled "How To Beg A Woman On Your Knees To Get Some Attention"

Oh, you wrote from your jail cell! That completely makes sense that you would name your book and mention your time "from the ground". At least you aren't ashamed of your time.
 
Oh, you wrote from your jail cell! That completely makes sense that you would name your book and mention your time "from the ground". At least you aren't ashamed of your time.

Chrissy, love and a jail cell go hand-in-hand, both are uncomfortable, cold, and have no way out!!!

(I'm sure that comment won't get me many heart-shaped candies on CC next Valentine's Day!!!).
 
Chrissy, love and a jail cell go hand-in-hand, both are uncomfortable, cold, and have no way out!!!

(I'm sure that comment won't get me many heart-shaped candies on CC next Valentine's Day!!!).

Puts Descyple on ignore!!! Bad Matthew!! Bad!!
 
I'm doing everything I can to keep my baby as healthy as I can. Maybe someday, lord willing, I'll be able to get to a doctor.

I don't know your income level, state, county, or personal preference, but there is free care for pregnant women in all 50 states. If you call your city's social services, you will be referred somewhere. And yes, it may be to Planned Parenthood, but at least you would be receiving care.