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SeatBelt
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1. I like the 1980's so much, I am at this moment wearing a Don Johnson "Miami Vice" suit and rocking out to Kenny Loggins' song "Footloose" (it feels good to be young again!)
2. I like having staring contests with fish (I haven't won yet, but I'm not a quitter!)
3. I once stood in a voting booth for over an hour - I thought it was a photo booth (I made all those funny faces for nothing!)
4. I recently applied for the Canadian Army, and I was asked "Do you have your own cannon, or do you need us to supply one for you?"
5. I have a tattoo on my right arm that says "Lefties Aren't Very Smart"
1) Team Crocket or Team Tubbs? (Why should those glittery vampires get all the fun?)
2) immerse your peepers ina scuba mask full of Visine to help level the playing field!
3) Hey, at least you didn't call out for another roll of paper like the guy in line in front of me... Guess we know what his definition of doing his Civic Duty was. Still, it should have not taken him that long. He only had the comics, not the sports section.
4) I hope you went ahead & told em no...fast way to get an extra one, right?
5) was this a DIY thing?