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agirlandherguitar
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I'm better at making people uncomfortable. Hmm...
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs!
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs!
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Bjromero
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agirlandherguitar
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SeatBelt
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Lay-z-boy. They want to make you comfortable on the premise you will buy their fancypants chair.
The government. They want you comfortable so that you will not complain about what you get for your taxes.
Eddie Bauer. They size all their clothes wrong, so that when you finally find some that fit you, you then feel Really Good about yourself because These jeans insist that you are Way thinner than your other jeans say you are.
Satan. He wants you complacent and content. Neither hot nor cold. No pushing the envelope of faith. Lukewarm Christians are easy prey for things like faith without works and other was to be dead.
The government. They want you comfortable so that you will not complain about what you get for your taxes.
Eddie Bauer. They size all their clothes wrong, so that when you finally find some that fit you, you then feel Really Good about yourself because These jeans insist that you are Way thinner than your other jeans say you are.
Satan. He wants you complacent and content. Neither hot nor cold. No pushing the envelope of faith. Lukewarm Christians are easy prey for things like faith without works and other was to be dead.
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Ugly
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SeatBelt
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Lionel! Nice turn your laptop sideways for the lyrics!
I use a desktop, so I had to pick up the whole desk
I use a desktop, so I had to pick up the whole desk
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Esarin
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Teacher puts new kid in front of classroom...
"Ok class, We have someone new for you to meet today (so we can make them feel even more uncomfortable!!!) Everyone say Hi!"
I am so thankful I never moved during school. I was mortified enough FOR them....
The attention to detail there is just running over, brimming, oozing with win.
Ugggh.... that sounds like the stuff of nightmares and American Idol auditions. *shudder*
When Simon was on AI, I always watched the auditions. Not the rest of the show, because... well, I just didn't care. But I love me some auditions!
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SeatBelt
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I must need to consume more TV... because when peep say AI, sentient computers are my Second thought... the first is from back in the dairy farming days when the farmer's daughter got her AI certification. She was the only girl in the class, and all the old men were Really uncomfortable about that. If you haven't caught on, it involves the glove that goes all the way to the shoulder and...
...no, you figure it out on your own.
I do not jump from AI to Simon Cowell... no those initials already had other definitions.
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Ugly
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From 'Head Start' to High School i was in at least 8 different schools. About 5 elementary schools, and two high schools. And we didn't even move a lot. Just one move, changing states, when i was 6 years old. The rest of the time i lived in the same area, parents just kept switching schools on me.
Yeah, AI makes me think of robots and taking over the world and stuff too. Not the dairy thing. That's all you.
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NukePooch
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Yeah, what she said. Being the nerd/geek that I am, my mind went back into the Matrix for a minute there.
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Jullianna
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The only thing I've liked about AI this season is this guy. Being told that I was Nicole Kidman's doppleganger was getting old until she married him. 
So, if she should suddenly disappear or look a little more like me, I know nothing about it. No. Really. I know absolutely NOTHING about it. *snicker*
So, if she should suddenly disappear or look a little more like me, I know nothing about it. No. Really. I know absolutely NOTHING about it. *snicker*