Ok...you asked for it...the top 25 most interesting things about myself,and now...never ask me again!
1) I live vicariously through myself.
2) I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it felt.
3) My beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
4) When it is raining, it is because I am is thinking of something sad.
5) My shirts never wrinkle.
6) I am left-handed and right-handed.
7) If I were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
8) The police often question me just because they find me interesting.
9) My blood smells like cologne.
10) On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after me.
11) Cuba imports cigars from Me.
12) My business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
13) I have won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
14) If I were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank me.
15) I bowl overhand.
16) I am fluent in all languages, including three that only I speak.
17) I tips an astonishing 100%.
18) Once while sailing around the world, I discovered a short cut.
19) Panhandlers give me money.
20) I divorced my wife because I caught her littering.
21) My passport requires no photograph.
22) When I drive a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
23) My hands feel like rich brown suede.
24) In museums, I am allowed to touch the art.
25) Mosquitos refuse to bite me purely out of respect.