You're going to need a flight name. Unfortunately, cool names are absolutely not allowed. They're humbling by design. So you can just forget Vader. And they're typically assigned to you by your people, commemorating some screw up. So... your friends and family get to have some fun with this one.
Sorry to see you like this. But I don't think this is serious. Although sleeping with it could be tough. I have already prayed a small prayer for you. I hope you get better, stay strong in Christ and always Thank Him.