Recent content by Lynx

I know. But it was fun to say that. =^.^=

Well... Here's one for today. No promises about tomorrow though.

Every day? That's a lot of responsibility...

Uh... No. She was talking about some guy she knew more than a decade ago. "Poor guy, 11 years later and I'm sure he's probably still waiting on the world to end whilst uncaffeinated lol"

I saw that typo. Pretty sure you meant last site. Thought about making a joke on it anyway. Decided to pass it up. I make so many jokes every day that letting one go won't make a difference.

One of the most awesome things I have ever seen. What in the world does it do?

Couldn't hurt. You seem to be dwelling on it an awful lot. Bring it up at the therapists and it might open a few avenues of investigation.

You sure do focus VERY, INCREDIBLY HARD on that rave thing. You bring it up every time somebody mentions a date. If this is that much of an issue for you, maybe you should see a therapist about it or something.

If the world is going to end soon, what does it matter if you drink coffee? Might as well be caffeinated for the end of the world. You will probably need your energy.

Oh. That's why I have not seen them. I decided long ago that it was better for my digestion if I avoid that and BDF. Also better for my blood pressure.

Uh... Okay. Right. Did he want you to wear a handkerchief on your head too? I hear that goes along with it in some of those churches. I have to ask. What scripture did he use for this?

And I can't figure out why you want me around. I'm not the smartest person I have ever met. But somehow that doesn't matter, No it really never mattered to you at all. And at the risk of wearing out my welcome. At the risk of self-discovery, I'll take every moment, And every minute that you...

Hmmm? Who is in these cliques?

Wait, what? Why would he require you to give up coffee? As long as you don't nag him incessantly to try it, what's it to him if you drink coffee?