I have a pet rock AND a PET ANT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!

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I m loaded down with responbilities with my pets (rockie and antie) I mean Im so busy with them I have a 3 sec day! Its like I clock in at 9:01 and clock out at 9:03 you dont understand! Ones a little bit jittery you know ants he likes to move but I mean cooking and getting them to wear clothes my clothes nearly kill antie every time he goes to wear them. Theyre not even elderly theyre mature but you know just want them to wear clothes. Naked rock? uh uh no . DONT MAKE ME ANGRY NOW by saying you dont understand. I dont even know the antline 0800 something.
 
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missy2014 said:
I m loaded down with responbilities with my pets (rockie and antie) I mean Im so busy with them I have a 3 sec day! Its like I clock in at 9:01 and clock out at 9:03 you dont understand! Ones a little bit jittery you know ants he likes to move but I mean cooking and getting them to wear clothes my clothes nearly kill antie every time he goes to wear them. Theyre not even elderly theyre mature but you know just want them to wear clothes. Naked rock? uh uh no . DONT MAKE ME ANGRY NOW by saying you dont understand. I dont even know the antline 0800 something.
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uhhhh.... are you feelin' okay? lol.. seriously? :confused: ​
 
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haha good times
 
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missy2014 said:
I m loaded down with responbilities with my pets (rockie and antie) I mean Im so busy with them I have a 3 sec day! Its like I clock in at 9:01 and clock out at 9:03 you dont understand! Ones a little bit jittery you know ants he likes to move but I mean cooking and getting them to wear clothes my clothes nearly kill antie every time he goes to wear them. Theyre not even elderly theyre mature but you know just want them to wear clothes. Naked rock? uh uh no . DONT MAKE ME ANGRY NOW by saying you dont understand. I dont even know the antline 0800 something.
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You have a pet rock? Be sure to sing "Rock of Ages" when you lay it to rest. That would be a nice touch and make you feel good inside for 3 seconds.
 
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yeh 3 seconds would remind of my care for them- my long day Lol!
 
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You could always put the ant out on a farm when you want to take a vacation - you know to get away from all the responsibility and Rock could go to the quarry while you are laying out in the sun on that vacation....Problems solved. Just dial a Blond.
 
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If the ant gets thirsty perhaps you could split the rock? Just be sure not to drown the little guy!
 
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missy2014 said:
I m loaded down with responbilities with my pets (rockie and antie) I mean Im so busy with them I have a 3 sec day! Its like I clock in at 9:01 and clock out at 9:03 you dont understand! Ones a little bit jittery you know ants he likes to move but I mean cooking and getting them to wear clothes my clothes nearly kill antie every time he goes to wear them. Theyre not even elderly theyre mature but you know just want them to wear clothes. Naked rock? uh uh no . DONT MAKE ME ANGRY NOW by saying you dont understand. I dont even know the antline 0800 something.
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I don't know what to make of this post but I love it! :D
 
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As president of the moon, we support your crackpot theories, and would like to offer you a job as our local zoo keeper. It's not a very hard job, since all animals need oxygen to live and there is none up here, but it's a work in progress. So for right now, all we have are some moon rocks in cages.

Despite these few setbacks, the good news is your rock pet will fit right in!
 
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lookwhatthelordhasdone said:
As president of the moon, we support your crackpot theories, and would like to offer you a job as our local zoo keeper. It's not a very hard job, since all animals need oxygen to live and there is none up here, but it's a work in progress. So for right now, all we have are some moon rocks in cages.

Despite these few setbacks, the good news is your rock pet will fit right in!
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Great news, according to popular science if you leave an animal up there long enough it'll evolve to be able to breathe space!
 
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lookwhatthelordhasdone said:
As president of the moon, we support your crackpot theories, and would like to offer you a job as our local zoo keeper. It's not a very hard job, since all animals need oxygen to live and there is none up here, but it's a work in progress. So for right now, all we have are some moon rocks in cages.

Despite these few setbacks, the good news is your rock pet will fit right in!
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I wish you luck First Lady of Luna in your endeavor to find a Zoo Keeper and creatures for you zoo. I believe the Czar of Phobos had similar plan to establish a zoo by importing water bears but the mission failed.

APOD: 2013 March 6 - Tardigrade in Moss
 
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missy2014 said:
I m loaded down with responbilities with my pets (rockie and antie) I mean Im so busy with them I have a 3 sec day! Its like I clock in at 9:01 and clock out at 9:03 you dont understand! Ones a little bit jittery you know ants he likes to move but I mean cooking and getting them to wear clothes my clothes nearly kill antie every time he goes to wear them. Theyre not even elderly theyre mature but you know just want them to wear clothes. Naked rock? uh uh no . DONT MAKE ME ANGRY NOW by saying you dont understand. I dont even know the antline 0800 something.
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you just triggerred a deja-vue, my Molly, maybe I was an aunt on another planet. (inhale fsssstt...ahhh).
 
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You could always put the ant out on a farm when you want to take a vacation - you know to get away from all the responsibility and Rock could go to the quarry while you are laying out in the sun on that vacation....Problems solved. Just dial a Blond.
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yeh we tried that last year.
 
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missy2014

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lookwhatthelordhasdone said:
As president of the moon, we support your crackpot theories, and would like to offer you a job as our local zoo keeper. It's not a very hard job, since all animals need oxygen to live and there is none up here, but it's a work in progress. So for right now, all we have are some moon rocks in cages.

Despite these few setbacks, the good news is your rock pet will fit right in!
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we tried that last year too.
 
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trying to ring ant line number they wrote it down as 0800A-N-T-L-I-N-E I said in a loud voice I still don't know the number! 0800 what?! They said 0800 ant line I said I know but whats the number?
 
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Go to a dinner party and announce to everyone youre about to talk to a rock .
 
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