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Pemican

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What? A nice piece of Beef Liver smothered in sautéed red onions and smothered in brown gravy?

A great meal! And healthy too!

Guess I'm the only one who eats livers.

And the BEST is Fried Chicken Livers with Mashed Potatoes, Sawmill Gravy and Cathead Biscuits.

(My Mom loved this meal...........me too!)
No not healthy at all! Liver has an extremely high level of bad cholesterol.
Don't ever eat liver. In fact eating animal organs in general is not healthy, but
liver is the worst. Stick to the muscle part.
 
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Sirk

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No not healthy at all! Liver has an extremely high level of bad cholesterol.
Don't ever eat liver. In fact eating animal organs in general is not healthy, but
liver is the worst. Stick to the muscle part.

Hannibal Lector doesn't care about cholesterol!
 
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Mitspa

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No not healthy at all! Liver has an extremely high level of bad cholesterol.
Don't ever eat liver. In fact eating animal organs in general is not healthy, but
liver is the worst. Stick to the muscle part.
He is from Alabama...its a good that he is not eating lots of stuff :) Dirt, rocks, tree bark...etc
 

p_rehbein

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#84
Not for nothing, but methinks my beloved Mother knew best............ :)

EXCERPT FROM ARTICLE:
Beef liver is rich in a number of minerals, vitamins and nutrients. It can satisfy much of the needs for trace minerals and nutrients in both men and women of middle ages. Additionally, beef liver is constantly and repeatedly inspected by the FDA in the United States to ensure that it is not somehow contaminated, making it one of the safer cuts of beef available too. Read on for a few of the benefits of eating beef liver regularly.

FOUND HERE:
1.4 Health Benefits of Eating Beef Liver : 3FatChicks on a Diet ...
 

p_rehbein

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#85
Yup, my Mother knew her stuff! ;)

Excerpt From Article:

Although the cholesterol content in chicken livers is quite high, the food does contain very high levels of several different important nutrients. As long as you eat chicken livers in moderation, and minimize your consumption of other less nutritious high-cholesterol foods, chicken livers can be a smart addition to a healthy diet.

Found Here:

[h=3]Are Chicken Livers Healthy Eating? | LIVESTRONG.COM [/h]
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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#88
Just a little friendly funning around :) Im from Tennessee ..Its hard to make fun of us I know but you can try if you want :p


Q: Why do all the trees in Alabama lean north?
A: Tennessee sucks

There are a lot of mean (and crude) jokes I'm sure you already have heard. :p
 

Reborn

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#89


Q: Why do all the trees in Alabama lean north?
A: Tennessee sucks

There are a lot of mean (and crude) jokes I'm sure you already have heard. :p
...and a couple of corny, yet alright ones?

Guy says to girl:

"Are you from Tennessee?....
...because you're the only 'Ten' I see?"

Yeah. I know.
I wrote this one, because I can imagine Mitspa ...umm...using it at a bar. :p
 
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Mitspa

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I guess I ask for it...but that last one was really bad :(
 

Reborn

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I guess I ask for it...but that last one was really bad :(
It is.
Actually, I read it in a popular mens magazine's 'top 10 pick up lines' article, years back?

IDK, man...who writes this stuff?
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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#92
I guess I ask for it...but that last one was really bad :(
You're a good sport for taking it in stride. I, and I'm sure Reborn, meant absolutely no offense. Just some idle banter (since you egged us on :p).
 

blue_ladybug

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#93
y'all are just weird..lol..but i love ya.. :)
 

Reborn

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#94
You're a good sport for taking it in stride. I, and I'm sure Reborn, meant absolutely no offense. Just some idle banter (since you egged us on :p).
No.... I meant it.:p

Kidding.
His Bar Mitspa side, I guess?
 
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Mitspa

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No.... I meant it.:p

Kidding.
His Bar Mitspa side, I guess?
Was you the one that came up with that "bar Mitspa" a few days ago? I could not stop laughing :)
 

Reborn

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Was you the one that came up with that "bar Mitspa" a few days ago? I could not stop laughing :)
I'm not sure....probably not.
Wasn't that in reference to "ban" you? I guess?
I'm not sure on that one?

'Bar Mitspa', was just something I saw instantly, the first time I read your name,.... months back.
 

p_rehbein

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#97
Y'all know the best thing to come out of Tennessee?

Interstate 65!
 
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Mitspa

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Y'all know the best thing to come out of Tennessee?

Interstate 65!
How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.:mad:
 
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Mitspa

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sorry Bama I have to post these...sorry Sirk did not mean to derail your thread :)

These are the top ten Alabama Crimson Tide jokes of all time:

10. How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.

9. It's reported that Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the Tennessee game. The rest will have to dress themselves.

8. What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT score? Drool.

7. What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?

6. An Alabama fan walks into the doctor's office one day with a hat on. He takes off his hat, and the doctor sees that there is a big frog sitting right on top of his head. The doctor looks at the man and asks him why he has a frog sitting on his head. It was the frog who replied "Actually doc, I was the one who wanted to see you. Can you remove this wart off my butt?"

5. Why should the University of Alabama change it's team name to the opossums? Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

4. Where was O.J. really hiding at right before the famous Bronco chase? On the campus at Alabama. He figured they would never find a real football player there.

3. What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Alabama campus? a Visitor.

2. What should you do if you find three Alabama fans buried up to their necks in cement? Get more cement.

And......The number one Alabama joke of all time is:

1. What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common? They can both live off of a dead bear for 20 years.
 

p_rehbein

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Funny, but I've seen pretty much the same jokes with Tennessee being the subject matter......exception being the #1 because Tennessee has nothing to live off of......... :)