Anything you can do I can do better...

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BrokenAndBeautiful

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Anything u can think, I can think better!
 
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JesusChaser

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Anything you can do, I can do better.
 
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BrokenAndBeautiful

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Anything u can post, I can post better!
 

AlaynaJ

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Any oreo pie you can eat, i can eat faster.
 
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JesusChaser

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Any word you can say, I can say with more diction.
 
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BrokenAndBeautiful

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Any Gerard Butler movie u can watch, I can watch better, (and about 500 more times than you)!!!
 

AlaynaJ

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Any ADAM Sandler movie you can watch, I can watch better.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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any thing you can't do, I can't do better! (haha, I'm SOOOOOO funny)
 

AlaynaJ

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Any cell phone conversation you can hold, I can hold longer... (While texting 5 other people in the middle of it too.)
 
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wwjd_kilden

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I can be way more unconcentrated than you!
 

AlaynaJ

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Any multi-tasking you can do, I can do better.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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I can make multi- tasking computers better than you! (in three years time)
 

AlaynaJ

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You've got me there!!!!!

Any sneeze you can make, I can probably make harder... (I have the ability to do what is called 'power sneezeing')
 
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wwjd_kilden

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thats just sounds painful

thpugh I probably sneeze way more often than you!
 

AlaynaJ

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Possibly so....

Any belch you can make, I can probably belch louder and more often. (i happen to sound like a clogged drain when I do it. Lol. )
 
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wwjd_kilden

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lol.

Any script you can write I can write more sadistic (er, wait, is that something to brag about?)
 

AlaynaJ

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Ummmm.. Only if someone is into that sort of writing?

Any time your tummy growls, my tummy probably growls more.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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I can drink cold milk faster than you!
 

AlaynaJ

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Quite right... I don't drink milk unless it's chocolate.

Any bacon you can cook, I can cook better.
 

AlaynaJ

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Anything I can do, Me myself and Smeep can do better... (Yes, I'm making this up)