CHUCK NORIS FAN CLUB!

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whiteknite

whiteknite

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I read a book about Chuck Norris once. He had it really tough when he was a kid. His father was an alcoholic, and very abusive. Among other things.
To come through all that and to become the very good man he is..... I think that is really awesome. He is proof that with God, Anything is possible. PRAISES BE SUNG TO OUR LORD!!
 
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SamIam

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#83
If you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, chuck norris has more money than you.
 
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SamIam

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#84
There is no ''ctrl'' button on chuck norris computer. chuck norris is always in control!
 
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SamIam

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#85
#85
Chuck norris destroyed the periodic table.. because he only recognizes the element of surprise
 
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SamIam

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#86
chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird
 
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SamIam

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#87
SOMEBODY MAKE ME STOP!!!!!!!! There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures chuck norris has allowed to live
 
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SamIam

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#88
#88
chuck norris is currently suing NBC claiming law and order are trademark names for his left and right leg
 
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SamIam

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#90
LOL i might have liked this girl then
 
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missy2shoes

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#91
ohhhhhh you 2 were made for each other....but she has her eyes on someone else ;)
 
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SamIam

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#92
#92
who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
whiteknite

whiteknite

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Jan 9, 2009
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Q: If Chuck Norris had 5 $100 bills and his neighbor took 2 of them, What would his neighbor have?

A: Major blunt force trauma :eek:
 
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sweetie36

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#94
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! thats funny..................................................................I can see that................................................
 
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Zoeboy

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#95
Whiteknight that was good, I wonder how he is doing training his kids Karate
 
whiteknite

whiteknite

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Jan 9, 2009
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Zoeboy said:
Whiteknight that was good, I wonder how he is doing training his kids Karate
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zoeboy, I'm sure he's doing a great job. slow but sure. Most of what a good martial arts teacher teaches is attitude first. And I'm sure Chuck Norris is a great father.
 
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Zoeboy

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#97
ya I'm pretty sure too he has God on his side.
 
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