copycat banning thread

[PopClick]

I ban Grandpa because I found a stanky dead turtle in the woods and it smelled really bad.

I ban Mystery Reader because I'm hungry (although the hunger probably has nothing to do with the turtle. Probably.)

 

[crossnote]

Hey Crossnote, my nephews and I are going to the Astros/Tigers game on Saturday, May 23rd.

If you're not there, you're really banned!

Where will that be? In the Houston Cellar? ROFL. psst.. you are banned

 

[crossnote]

I ban all subsequent posters who attempt at banning me...especially those who make up words like 'banable'

 

[Utah]

I ban myself again, this time for going to a baseball game on a beautiful day, leaving my sunglasses on, and now I have a big white patch in the middle of my otherwise sunburned face.

 

[Grandpa]

I ban MysteryReader because it did rain, got my car dirty, and now I have way too many dandelions in my yard.

Which isn't a complaint, btw, its a fact.

 

[Grandpa]

I ban Utah, because a self-ban isn't enforcable. But obviously you should be banned for leaving your sunglasses on and having white patches on your face. And not looking at the bright side.

 

[MysteryReader101]

I ban Grandpa for waking me up. Yaaaaaaaaaaaan.

 

[MysteryReader101]

I ban myself just because I can.

 

[RickyZ]

I ban Blain for having too real a view on reality

 

[MysteryReader101]

I ban RickyZ for making me sleepy.

 

[crossnote]

I ban MR101 for using the color laventar in her avatar.

 

[MysteryReader101]

Hey I like that color. I ban crossnote for dissing my color.

 

[crossnote]

I ban the Mods on CC because they won't ban those who ban me.

 

[MysteryReader101]

I ban crossnote because he took my dinner.

 

[Utah]

I ban all subsequent posters who attempt at banning me...especially those who make up words like 'banable'

I laugh every time I read this post.

I don't feel like laughing right now.

You're banned!

 

[skylove7]

Lol...Utah! Are U til tawin. A putty tats! I couldn't resist that...God bless u bro!

 

[Grandpa]

skylove7 you are banned because you don't have higher seniority and your avatar has weird stuff in its hair.

If you were skylove1 or 2, I could understand keeping you here... .

 

[MysteryReader101]

I ban Grandpa again for picking on us women.

 

[Grandpa]

I ban MysteryReader101 because my mother in law is staying with us and watching dumb things on tv.

Plus, is that a dig at Utah? You are mean. I ban you for being mean as well.

 

[jsr1221]

I ban Grandpa for not appreciating the fact he can spend time with his mother in law on Mother' Day.