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(Apologies to the easily miffed, for the last 2 sentences).
When Apollo astronaut, Neil Armstrong, first walked on the moon, he uttered the immortal words; "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind".
However, after completing all his experiments & tests, on climbing into the lunar module to return to earth, he turned & said "Good luck Mr Gorsky".
The people, at NASA, were much puzzled by this remark, thinking Armstrong was addressing a compatriot in the Soviet space programme. But, searching the records, they found no Gorsky in the Soviet or US Space Agencies.
The following years on earth, saw many people question Armstrong about the remark he had made to Mr Gorsky and never, at any time, did he answer them except with a wry smile.
26 years later, at a press conference, Armstrong finally answered their questions as it seemed Mr Gorsky had died some time earlier & he felt comfortable in expanding on the remark that had bewildered the world with.
As a boy, in mid-West America, Armstrong was playing baseball, in the backyard with his brother. His brother hit a skew-ball which landed under the bedroom window of their neighbour's house. The neighbours were Mr & Mrs Gorsky. As the young Armstrong sneaked in to the neighbour's yard to retrieve his ball, he heard Mrs Gorsky screaming at her husband: "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get that when the kid next door walks on the moon"!!
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When Apollo astronaut, Neil Armstrong, first walked on the moon, he uttered the immortal words; "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind".
However, after completing all his experiments & tests, on climbing into the lunar module to return to earth, he turned & said "Good luck Mr Gorsky".
The people, at NASA, were much puzzled by this remark, thinking Armstrong was addressing a compatriot in the Soviet space programme. But, searching the records, they found no Gorsky in the Soviet or US Space Agencies.
The following years on earth, saw many people question Armstrong about the remark he had made to Mr Gorsky and never, at any time, did he answer them except with a wry smile.
26 years later, at a press conference, Armstrong finally answered their questions as it seemed Mr Gorsky had died some time earlier & he felt comfortable in expanding on the remark that had bewildered the world with.
As a boy, in mid-West America, Armstrong was playing baseball, in the backyard with his brother. His brother hit a skew-ball which landed under the bedroom window of their neighbour's house. The neighbours were Mr & Mrs Gorsky. As the young Armstrong sneaked in to the neighbour's yard to retrieve his ball, he heard Mrs Gorsky screaming at her husband: "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get that when the kid next door walks on the moon"!!
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