To Ainsley,
Hmmm...
Well we're gonna have to make a flirt appointment. How about we meet up tomorrow? I say we meet up at 5:00am, your time. The flirt session will last from 5:00am-5:00am the next day. We'll first start off with casual flirting, such as... oh wow...that outfit looks fantastic on you. Can I have a picture of that? Then we'll get into how we'll plan our first date. I suggest that I fly over to Nebraska with two roundtrip tickets. I'll probably roll into a cab to your front door, holding a bouquet of pink roses because I believe you look immaculate in pink. Then we'll go down to the airport, fly to california where we'll spend the whole week discovering California's best kept secrets, such as Laguna Beach, Long Beach's Lighthouse and San Pedro's Friendship Park. After that, we should discuss amusement parks such as Magic Mountain or Disney Land.
I would go over our 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, and so on date itenerary. But that would be fairly long. There's more to discuss, but for now..i think it would be in our best interests to set an appointment right away.