Uh... no. You try to tell ME to stay out of the kitchen, you gonna have a fight on your hands.
And it won't be me doing the fighting. It'll be all the people who love my chocolate chip cookies, pimento cheese sandwiches with homemade pimento cheese on sourdough bread, deviled eggs, chili... Shoot, my grandmother would fight you if you tried to stop me from making the scrambled sausage and eggs she likes to eat every morning.