If I ruled the world...

For things you "ain't got time for", you should probably just move on.

You must be new here. That's never stopped her before.

Satan's not technically in charge.... he is only a destroyer and creates nothing. But I'll bite.

If I was the ruler I would abolish abortion, same sex marriage, drag queen story hour, and gay pride parade. But wait there's more... the crime for pedophiles, child trafficking, murderers, and rapists would be death. So now that I ticked off half the people, we could actually receive a blessing from God.

In schools they would bring back the Bible. Kids would learn it. High school would be either career exploration only or life skills (if the kids don't know basic math or reading). Reading, finance, and history would be the focus in elementary. Then in high school finding a career. Evolution would be banned and all unscientific topics. Creation would be replaced as there's more evidence for it or rather the lack thereof. Dinosaurs would not be millions of years old either...unscientific as there are pictures of them in ancient world and referred as dragons.

All the politicians would be fired and only church members hired with a psychological and background check. Must have no communist background and born in America.
Income tax would be removed. Don't need it bc there's no corrupt politicians taking it and money laundering. Every mother and father would receive 6 months maternity and paternity pay with 100% income. Women would have the option to work from home when kids are little and all office jobs would be work from home. People would be allowed to take off any day they want if they have the days. No more waiting for permission.

Welfare would be increased if the father was in the home. Mothers and fathers would receive a pay raise at work as well as long as they had proof they were raising them. Welfare would only be for 6 months max. Every family would be required to donate 100 a year to a food pantry and they would be at every church and school. People on Welfare would be required to work at a food pantry.

Nuclear power would be gone and most plastic plants shut down. Kids would be taught and required to create a garden and green house to learn how to grow food. Plastic would be recycled and made as roads or sidewalks. Flea markets would be online allowing people to buy used items first.

It's amazing the kinds of laws you can decide are needed when you don't have to figure out how to enforce or pay for them.

I wouldn't be in charge of kids - that's satan's job. I'd just say no thanks you couldn't pay me to do that job.

I would be shepherd to the lambs and be like Jesus and keep them from wolves basically. Feed and clothe them. My policy would just be love and woolly jumpers. I'd also have more trees rather than open fields as sheep don't eat just grass. No dogs I'd have a separate pit for them. Each herd would know their shepherd and wouldn't need an electric fence.

how would you kill people with the death penalty. Would you be doing all the killing?

well I have when these rollerballs just don't make any sense and got nothing to do with the thread topic

My thread, so you maybe YOU better move on ----

what about people who don't have office jobs. Or will all people be working in offices. Just wondering. What exactly is the office work they are doing.

I think this is interesting and some good things here but..where will the money come from?
And what exactly would be a communist background. Are the church members going to be politicians??? Aren't you supposed to be ruling the world (not just America?) so what happens to all the Europeans, Africans and Asians and Australasians not to mention Middle Easterners.

Or are you just thinking of being president of the USA.

What power would be replacing Nuclear power in america. How would you ensure that radiation doesn't get out.

I'm finding if you are the ruler of any kingdom its often a case of inheriting the mess left behind from the previous ruler lol

Threadjacking seems to be the thing around here. I'm sure I'll fit right in.

you a right despot lol

I've been married 5 times. There's nothing you could possibly call me that would be worse than what I've already been called.

Not even yellow-bellied, liver-lipped, sap-sucking chicken chaser?

That's amateurish. Many of them I couldn't repeat in mixed company.

"I'm a big believer in woman's liberation. I personally liberated three of them.

I don't bother remembering all their names. I just called them all plaintiff.

They all had one thing in common though. When they left they backed up the truck."

- Lewis Grizzard

This made me laugh but on a serious note, i'm curious, why would you marry five times?
You don't have to answer this as a realize it's a personal question but i'm just curious.
Thanks.

Well, the story of the first one is summed up with this. I came home from work one day, and found my wife had left with our only car, all of our money (part of which was for rent already due) and left our 15-month-old daughter alone in the apartment for me to find when I got home.

Thank you for sharing that and i won't ask any more questions.
God bless you.

For the rest... I guess I'm just a slow learner.

What a loving mother…how can a mother ever leave a child behind???

Society often approves it though. All she has to do is talk about how she felt trapped in a mundane existence, and she is lauded as a free spirit who broke free to live her best life.


There's a young Mother with three children
Got a stable income and a faithful husband, too
She's searchin' for her life's meanin'
So she says to her shrink, "I'm leavin' home soon!"
Just decided that she couldn't take it anymore
Didn't look back, she just snuck out the back door-

What is wrong with this picture?
We applaud this behavior
Admire how she breaks away
Oh, it's so clearly cloudy, in the land of the grey

- Ginny Owens
"Land Of The Grey"