Killing English....just for laugh :D

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sanglina

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1. Principal To Student..." I Saw You Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette... ? "

2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!"

3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm Going Out Of The World To America.."

4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

5. Don't..Laugh At The Back Benches...Other *wise Teeth And All Will Be Fallen Down.....

6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon When The Teacher Entered.. She Tried To Switch The Fan On, But There Was Some Problem. And Then She Said " Why Is Fan Not Oning" (On+ing)

7. Teacher In A Furious Mood... Write Down Your Name And Father Of Your Name!!

8. "Shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is Revolving Around College"

9. A Manager introduced Like This "Hi, I Am Madhu, Married With Two Kids"

10. "Will You Hang That Calendar Or Else I'll HANG MYSELF"

11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDED ," IF YOU WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

12. Chemistry HoD Comes And Tells... "My Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry My Daughter"

13. Tomorrow Call Your Parents Especially Mother And Father

14. "Why Are You Looking At The Monkeys Outside When I Am In The Class?!"

15. Lab Assistant Said This When My Friend Wrote Wrong Code.. "I Understand. You Understand. Computer How Understand??

16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, The Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. "Keep Quiet, The Principal Has Passed Away"

17. Once Teacher Told "If You Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping You"

18. Teacher To Students: "Don't Spit Outside, The Understanding People Will Suffer"

19. I Have 3 Daughters, All Are Girl :D

20. Science Teacher When Narrating Story About "Dzukou Valley": The Water Is so Clear We Can See the Fish Walking.

21. You Talk To What I Listen....

22. Traffic Man To Driver: Why Are U Standing Your Truck Here?

23. "Go And Understand That Tree"- Asking A Student To Stand Under A Tree.

24. Everybody, Turn To Your Face" - For The Student's Attention.

25. "Everybody Stand In A Straight Circle"

26. Make Two Single Line

27. Teacher Angrily- "You, The Boy Behind The Last Boy, Stand In The Corner Of Nowhere".

28. A Boyfriend To Girlfriend, “No Shame Eat More No Shame Eat More “ (Don't Feel Shy, Eat More)

29. Everytime Talking,,, Talking,,, Talking,,, Mouth Also No Tired???

30. Giving A Punishment : “ You, Rotate The Ground Four Times…”

31. TEACHER TO STUDENT: “Why so Turning Back.. Turn Properly..”

32. A Student Who Was Punished To Stand Outside The Classroom….Another Teacher Asked, "Why Are You Outstanding?"

33. A Teacher Calling Three Students: Hey, Both Of You Three Com Here.



Disclaimer: Just for some light humour only and is neither directed at any particular person (living or dead) nor is it intended to hurt anyone :)

 
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Ugly

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Its a collection of annoying lines mangling the English language. I find it annoying when people do it, so i certainly don't find a thread dedicated to it funny.
 

JimJimmers

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Apr 26, 2012
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Its a collection of annoying lines mangling the English language. I find it annoying when people do it, so i certainly don't find a thread dedicated to it funny.
*It's :p

What a guy, let's all give Ugly a round of applause.



Thanks for posting, Sanglina!
 
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vikash

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HAHAHAHA!!! that is a good post!!! Don't know about other countries, but in India, it happens. I had often experienced such situation .